史蒂夫·马丁。
《爱上罗姗》
迪克斯 是我 Dixie, it's me.
嗨 正在忙吗 丫头 Hi, how are you doing, girl?
是的 我正在干我该干的 Yeah, I'm on my way.
我五分钟后到 I'll be there in about five minutes.
我带着它 I'm bringing it.
我来了一年半了 想回去好吗 I've only had it a year and a half. I told you I'd return it. Okay.
与您分别那么长时间 So long, talk to you later.
好吧 好吧 再说 All right, all right. Bye.
我是维克'是的，是我 I'm walkin', yes, indeed
你和我说话 And I'm talkin' about you and me
是啊 我hopin' Yeah, I'm hopin'
哦 也！ Oh, yeah
现在我要用我的舌头 Now I'm forming Words with my tongue
虽然我被拌了一下 但是会好起来 Now I'm stumbling But I'm okay now
现在我维克下了台阶 Now I'm walkin' down the steps
因为维克步履轻盈 嘿 Because it's easier Than walkin' up the steps, hey
没有照片 Didn't slide
哦 只是个艰难的突破 哦是的 Oh, that's a tough break for me Oh, yeah
我的心脏易发病 Now I'm having a small heart attack
但我在恢复 嘿 是的 But I'm recovering, hey, yeah
我现在看见 Now I'm seeing
两个傻逼向我走来 Two coked-up hopheads Comin' at me
有些麻烦.... Could be trouble....
嗨 走公路！ Hey, off the sidewalk.
走那边的路 白痴 Other side of the street, scum.
还往前走！ Now, come on.
要谈谈？ It's a cop.
等一下 Wait a minute.
他是一个警察 好像有枪? If he's a cop, where's his gun?
是消防员 He's the fireman.
管的宽啊 胆小鬼 Cut a wide swath, pussy.
好吧 好吧 All right, all right.
谢谢你 给我舔屁股 Thank you, ass wipe.
上帝 没有比这再大的了 哈哈 Christ, that's the biggest no--
不要再说了 Don't say it.
什么挡住光线了 帕尔 Quite a hood ornament you got there, pal.
哦 在这里 Oh, here it comes.
高耸入云耶, 你可以骑上去了 3-D, coming at you.
我喜欢你的鞋 I really admire your shoes.
- 什么? - 我爱你的鞋. - What? - I love your shoes.
什么? What do you mean?
我没想那么多 只是喜欢你的鞋 And I was just thinking that as much as I really admire your shoes...
...我很想有一对 就像他们... ...and as much as I'd love to have a pair just like them...
...我真的不希望你的鞋弄脏了... ...I really wouldn't wanna be in your shoes...
...在这个特别的时间和地点。 ...at this particular time and place.
我其实不会空手道。 I don't really know karate.
那可不一定。 I didn't think so.
噢，该死的。起来。 Oh, damn. Get up.
-小子- -别尿裤子，还有。 - Son of a-- - Get pissed, Rich.
- 我生气了. - 好. - I am pissed. - Okay.
哦, 15 式我喜欢. Oh, 15-love.
哦 我的鼻子. Help, my nose.
好吧，来吧，来吧。 Okay, come on, come on.
来吧 Come on.
好吧，你想清楚， 你要惹麻烦。 Okay, you want trouble, you're gonna get trouble.
哦 流血了 Oh, blood.
暂停. Fault.
好吧，这就是 发球？ Okay, that's the way you wanna play?
你打断了我的鼻子。 You broke my nose.
好吧 All right.
够了没有？ Had enough yet?
32式-我喜欢. Thirty-love.
给个惊喜. Surprise.
42式 我喜欢. Forty-love.
我们还玩吗 Are we having fun yet?
46式 Service.
小意思。 Game.
让我们约个时间再玩。 Let's play again sometime.
格罗弗。 Grover.
迪克西。 Dixie.
迪克西。 Dixie?
迪克西。 Dixie.
迪克. 这是谁啊? Dix. Where the hell is she?
哦 嗨. Oh, hi.
这是你的球拍。 Here's your racket.
谢谢 Thanks.
这是什么东西？ Vitalis ？ What's this stuff on it? Vitalis?
哦，不，它的血液。 Oh, no, it's blood.
我的茶在哪? Where's my tea?
本尼 Berni.
您要和我说什么呢？ You wanna tell me about it?
你真嫩。 You're too young.
过来，格罗弗。 Come here, Grover.
到这里，格罗弗。 Come here, Grover.
格罗弗。 Grover.
来 到这里，格罗弗。 Grover, come here.
天哪. Shit.
该死 Damn it.
最好是有个窗口开着， 格罗弗。 There'd better be a window open, Grover.
我要把你蛋蛋割了. I'm gonna have you neutered.
哦, 上帝. Oh, God.
不要去任何地方。 我去去就来。 Don't go anywhere. I'll go around to the front of the house.
哦, 我的天啊 Oh, my God.
哦,不. Oh, no.
天啊. God.
噢，兄弟，简直不能相信。 Oh, brother, I can't believe it.
还有 还有 还有 More, more, more.
对了. Yeah.
还有，还有。谢谢你，谢谢你。 More, more. Thank you, thank you.
该死的, 快把它弄出去! Goddamn it, we're supposed to put them out!
球员 球员 Guys, guys.
哦，现在该怎么办？ Oh, what now?
-哦，不。 -这是怎么回事？ - Oh, no. - What's going on?
我有一个梦想 I have a dream.
这不是一个大的梦想， 这只是一个小的梦想 It's not a big dream, it's just a little dream.
我的梦想-我希望 你不觉得这太疯狂了。 My dream-- And I hope you don't find this too crazy.
-是，我想这个社区的人... --is that I would like the people of this community...
...觉得如果有火灾， 但愿... ...to feel that if, God forbid, there were a fire...
..能.致电消防队 实际上是一个明智的选择。 ...calling the fire department would actually be a wise thing to do.
你不能让人们说，他们的房屋 被烧毁时，说： You can't have people, as their houses are burning down, say:
“不管你做什么， 不致电消防队。 “ "Whatever you do, don't call the fire department."
那么这将是噩梦。 That would be bad.
求求您，把这清理掉。 Please, get it cleaned up.
不要让我不得不解释。 Don't make me have to explain it.
-没问题，长官。 -我们会做到这一点。 - No problem, chief. - We'll do it.
喂. Hello.
喂? Hello?
我被锁在我家门外了。 I'm locked out of my house.
我可以让你回去 进来吧，我拿一些工具。 I can get you back in. Come on inside, I'll get some tools.
我没穿衣服。 I don't have any clothes on.
你想炫耀自己的裸体或什么？ You want a coat or anything?
不，我真的很喜欢光屁股站在 严寒里。 No, I really like to stand naked in this bush in the freezing cold.
我拿工具。 I'll get the tools.
谢谢 Thanks.
您好，长官。那是什么？ Hi, chief. What is it?
有人被锁在房外面。 Somebody locked out of their house.
-需要帮忙吗，长官？ -看起很简单。 - Need any help, chief? - Looks pretty boring.
-我会摆平的。 -好吧，再见。 - I'll take care of it. - Okay, bye.
-罗尔斯顿。 -我们遇到了麻烦。 - Ralston. - We're in trouble.
有没有拿外衣？ Nobody had a coat?
你说你不想穿外套。 You said you didn't want a coat.
为什么我不想穿一件外套？ Why would I not want a coat?
-你说你不想穿外套。 -我是讽刺。 - You said you didn't want a coat. - I was being ironic.
噢，真有讽刺意味的。 Oh, irony.
哦，不，不，我不认为应该用在这里。 Oh, no, no, we don't get that here.
常见，人们在这里裸体滑雪 而且彩绘身体... See, people ski topless here while smoking dope...
...这样的讽刺 不会引起高度重视。 ...so irony is not really a high priority.
我们在这里还没有得到任何的讽刺 自从'83 ... We haven't had any irony here since about '83...
...当我是唯一的医生 。 ...when I was the only practitioner of it.
我不干了，因为我累了 正在盯着。 I stopped, because I was tired of being stared at.
噢，我的兄弟。 Oh, brother.
当你锁门时 你不应该开灯。 You shouldn't leave your lights on when you're locked out.
你浪费了大量的电力。 You waste a lot of electricity.
您可以隐藏在那里， 我将不会看到您的赤裸。 You can hide in that bush over there, and I won't see your nakedness.
我注意到，你没有任何纹身。 I noticed you don't have any tattoos.
我认为这是明智的选择。 I think that's a wise choice.
我不认为杰姬奥纳西斯 将 什么... I don't think Jackie Onassis would have gone as far...
...如果她想把一个猫画上她的手臂。 ...if she'd had an anchor on her arm.
那么，每一个工作都有一个完美的工具。 Well, every job has a perfect tool.
让我看看 Let's see.
这锁不接受万事达卡。 还是老办法可靠。 This lock doesn't accept MasterCard. I'm gonna have to try the old reliable.
当我说...旧方法可靠， 我躺在... And when I say...old reliable, I'm lying...
...这之前因为我从来没有尝试过。 ...because I've never tried this before.
你不希望看到我这一点 - 好. - You may not wanna watch this. - Okay.
小心 Careful.
天啊 我怕高. God, I hate heights.
你找到什么了吗？ 我冻成冰了。 What are you doing up there? I'm freezing.
看在上帝的份上，披上这个吧。. For God's sake, put something on.
谢谢 Thanks.
喂？ Hello?
没看你。 我闭上眼睛，后面露着。 There you go. I'm averting my eyes, finally.
哦，都怨你 跟我进去， 格罗弗。谢谢。 Oh, look what you got me into, Grover. Thanks.
你要进来吗？ Do you wanna come in--?
晚餐已经做好了 I sort of already did.
我想你必定饿了... I figured you must be starving...
...因此，我拿了一些奶酪 和一些蔬菜。 ...so I made us some cheese and some vegetables au naturel.
也许您想喝点葡萄酒 好吃你的”鼻子“。 Maybe you'd like some wine with your nose.
”奶酪“。 Cheese.
葡萄酒算是惩罚 Wine will be fine.
你用吸管吗？ Do you have a straw?
不，实际上不。为什么？ No, I don't actually. Why?
没有特别理由。 No particular reason.
干杯 Cheers.
小把戏. Party trick.
那么，鼻子还可以叫其他名称。 Well, a nose by any other name.
是谁将闪亮登场。 Would smell as sweet.
我的名字是C.D.包。 我是消防队长。 My name is C.D. Bales. I'm the fire chief.
您可以给我打电话 如果你想。 You can call me Charlie if you want.
我的名字是罗珊。 My name is Roxanne.
感谢您对我的帮助。 Thanks for helping me before.
我来过这所房子。 我知道谁拥有它。 I've been in this house. I know who owns it.
迪克西？我喜欢她。 Dixie? I liked her.
夏天她给我一个真正的好交易 。 She gave me a real good deal for the summer.
噢，是啊，好，便宜，我敢打赌。 Oh, yeah, nice and cheap, I'll bet.
噢，这是值得的。 Oh, it's worth it.
这所房子里有一个好地方 This house has a great spot for that.
我还以为你去过。 I thought you'd never ask.
我没有 I didn't.
它是什么，一个木乃伊？ What is it, a mummy?
这是一个望远镜。很漂亮。 It's a telescope. It's beautiful.
-您必须了解有关M31 。 -是啊。 - You must know about M31. - Yeah.
现在我知道，我喜欢他们不给星星起名字... Now, see, I like it when they give astronomical objects names...
...你知道，就像仙女座 和土星和海王星。 ...you know, like Andromeda and Saturn and Sea of Tranquility.
现在弄的编号 太乏味，我们一般人。 This whole numbering thing is just too boring for us civilians.
怎么知道有多少星星 是在那里？ Do you know how many objects are up there?
嗯，我知道 它超过50个 。 Well, I know it's over 50.
他们做得很好，为他们起名字得考虑 多少事情。 They've done pretty well, considering how many things they have to name.
如何介绍？ How about muon?
胶子？ Gluon?
夸克？ Quark?
你知道夸克是什么？ You know what a quark is?
我曾经知道。我只是现在忘记了。 I used to. I just forgot right now.
噢，我们不知道 一切，我们？ Oh, well, we don't know everything, do we?
坐下来，我会向您展示。 Sit down, I'll show you.
看这里 Let's see.
这里 Here it is.
没有人真正见过夸克， 但我们知道它们存在。 No one's actually ever seen a quark, but we know they exist.
有至少6个不同类型。 There's at least six different types.
有上，下，底部和顶部很怪异很有魅力。 There's up, down, strange, charmed, bottom and top.
这是他们的口味。 That's their flavor.
顶部和底部的夸克 是最常见的类型。 The top and bottom quarks are the most common kinds.
但是，只有在一个不寻常 的 奇怪的碰撞时... But only an unusually exotic collision...
...可以生产奇怪的 夸克和他的魅力。 ...can produce the strange and charmed quarks.
你不觉得它很美吗？ It's beautiful, don't you think?
噢，是啊，是啊， 这些都是天文物体，然后呢？ Oh, yeah, yeah, these are astronomical objects, then?
不， subnuclear粒子 No, subnuclear particles.
我认为如此。 I thought so.
所以，你要做什么？ So, what are you looking for?
我不能告诉你。 I can't tell you.
这是为什么？ Why is that?
我不能，这是一个秘密。 I can't, it's a secret.
噢，我有你。 我自己的几个秘密。 Oh, I got you. I got a few secrets myself.
一些非常重要的。 Some pretty important ones too.
实际上， 我有一个很重要- Well, actually, I have one pretty impor--
实际上，我有一个糟糕的 一个。 Well, actually, I have one lousy one.
实际上， 我没有任何秘密的。 Well, actually, I don't have any secrets at all.
这只是如此沮丧。 It's just so depressing.
你说你的名字 是罗珊？ Did you say your name was Roxanne?
是的 Yeah.
这是不寻常的名字。很美。 That's unusual. It's pretty.
有一个名字 就有一个星星。. There's a name for a galaxy.
很抱歉，但这并不意味着 可以不工作。 Sorry, didn't mean to wax rhapsodic.
我该走了。 I should go.
现在已经晚了，我有不少 重要的事情要做。 It's late, I've got a lot of important things to do.
好的 Okay.
嗯，希望我交到好运。 Well, wish me luck.
-噢？ -只是运气。 - On? - Just luck.
不，我不相信运气。 No, I don't believe in luck.
希望有好事发生。 Wish for something to happen.
我知道你的意思了。 I know what you mean.
- 再见. - 再见. - Goodbye. - Goodbye.
时间长了. So long.
-你还好吧？ -哦，我很好。我很好。再见。 - Are you okay? - Oh, I'm fine. I'm fine. Goodbye.
很久了. So long.
再见. Bye.
罗珊. Roxanne.
这是党镇 大师 It's a party town, maestro.
你会爱上它。 You'll love it.
- Gavanna奥克萨马纳？ -什么？ - Gavanna Samana? - What?
6月5号你有玩伴吗 ？ Weren't you Playmate of the Month, June '85?
-来吧。 -不 - Come on. - No.
这真的很有趣... That's really funny...
...因为我想我肯定 您里面滑坡了。 ...because I thought I recognized your inner diameter slope.
那是什么？ What's that?
这一部分连到您的腿上 顺着曲线到你内心。 That's the part of the back of your leg that curves into your inner thigh.
一次小工程，大师。 Works every time, maestro.
我给你打过电话 大师... I'm calling you maestro...
...因为这是你 与鸡，对不对？ ...because that's what you are with the chicks, right?
好吧，男孩，我们走吧。 我要第一个到顶端。 All right, men, let's go. I'll take the top one.
抓住了。 Gotcha.
-好吧，男孩，你准备好了吗？ -好。 - All right, man, are you ready? - Okay.
开始 Right.
什么? What?
这是怎么回事？ What's going on here?
训练。 Training.
我想要 说动作规范。 I want something that says action with style.
-群强壮的消防员。 -嗨，伙计们。 - Kind of a GQ firefighter. - Hey, guys.
球员，这是克里斯，我们的新伙伴。 Guys, this is Chris, our new pro.
-一个真正的消防队员。 -欢迎您加入，克里斯。 - A real firefighter. - Welcome aboard, Chris.
我听长官说要到星期六 。 我们没有料到你到星期一。 I'm Mayor Deebs. We didn't expect you till Monday.
我以为来的早， 获得一个良好的开端。 Thought I'd come in early, get a good start.
他是一个疯狂的小鸡 太多问题。 He's a maniac with the chicks too.
院长，特伦特， 我个人的裁缝，山姆。 Dean, Trent, my personal tailor, Sam.
我要给你看你的房间。 I'll show you your room.
你觉得呢？ 袖口或者没有扣上？ What do you think? Cuffs or no cuffs?
-我想你最好修好软管。 -哦，这里的规矩。设置好消防枪。 - I think you'd better get off that hose. - Oh, right up here. A fire hose.
我想我有个问题 我想把望远镜搬到楼上。 I think I'm gonna have trouble getting my telescope up those stairs.
我会请C.D.做。 I'll ask C.D. to do it.
如果我能从百科全书前带走他 If I can tear him away from his encyclopedias.
他读百科全书？ He reads encyclopedias?
他是一位百科全书。 He is an encyclopedia.
他很有趣。 He's funny.
噢，他很伟大。 Oh, he's great.
是啊，他是我的好兄弟 Yeah, he's my godbrother.
这种统一的作品。 这就是为什么我是一个志愿者。 This uniform works. That's why I'm a volunteer.
-我可以告诉。 -嘿，嘿，卡罗尔。 - I can tell. - Hey, hey, Carol.
嘿，你的男朋友怎么样？ 他的名字叫啥？ Hey, what about your boyfriend? What's his name?
理查德。 Richard.
当然，他来了吗？ When's he coming?
他没有 He's not.
他不会来了。 He's not coming.
发生了什么事？ What happened?
我们只是跑出去，生了气。 We just ran out of gas.
我想是一次错误的爱。 I guess I mistook sex for love.
噢，我这样做一次。这是伟大的。 Oh, I did that once. It was great.
桑迪是一个非常深的人。 Sandy's a very deep person.
噢，我的上帝，是谁？ Oh, my God, who is that?
她当然可以让我的夜晚。 She could certainly make my night.
-她是谁？ -噢，上帝。 - Who is she? - Oh, God.
沙，沙， 来这 到这来。 Sandy, Sandy, come here, come here.
是谁呢？ Who's that?
这是罗克珊。 That's Roxanne.
她研究天文学 、占星术和其他东西。 She studies astronomy or astrology or something.
有什么特别？ There's a difference?
你看，你看，你看， 有人在说你，出去。 Look, look, look, someone is checking you out.
刚才，他打听你。. Now, he could cheer you up.
如果我是你， 我会做些什么的。 If I was you, I'd do something about that.
也许。 Maybe.
也许以后会认识 Maybe later.
也许不会。 Maybe not.
你在他面前玩漂亮点。 You are playing it beautifully.
-你不介意，我就给它一枪？ -您那就试试看吧。 - You don't mind if I give it a shot? - You go right ahead.
谢谢大师。 Thanks, maestro.
-嗨 - 嗨. - Hi. - Hi.
你知道吗，我想用传统的热点尼尔森浴邀请您 。 You know, I'd like to invite you to a Nelson tradition of hot tubbing.
邀请我吗？ Pardon me?
这是一个传统，我们在这里 消费葡萄酒约441年了 ... It's a tradition we have here to consume some mulled wine...
...并享受 一些露天温泉浴。 ...and enjoy some outdoor hot tubbing.
传统？ Tradition?
100年前当人们来到这里定居... When the settlers came here a hundred years ago...
...他们就开始洗热点尼尔森澡？ ...they started hot tubbing?
什么？噢，是啊。 What? Oh, yeah.
您很活跃。我喜欢，我接受。 You are feisty. I like that, I do.
他有一个自豪的大脑袋。 He's got an ego the size of Brazil.
对不起， 我不能再谈了。 I'm sorry, I just have to stop talking right now.
嘿，好， 好的，没有问题。 Hey, well, that's okay, no problem.
告诉你吧，我马上就去那边。 你可以考虑一下。 Tell you what, I'll be right over there. And you just start thinking about it.
如果您改变主意， 刚好。 And if you change your mind, just come on over.
我想您可能。 And I think you might.
嗯，如果我改变了主意， 你知道... Well, if I do change my mind, you'll know...
...我的乳房将会冻肿 还会流很多汗。 ...because my breasts will be heaving and moist with perspiration.
时间有些长了，滑头 So long, foxy.
-只要。以后。 -后来。 - So long. Later. - Later.
看看这个。他给了我们 足够的钱喝醉。 Look at this. He only gave us enough money for one drink.
这光棍汉要走了。 And this is what it's gonna be like being single.
噢，他有一个结实的屁股 Oh, he's got a great ass.
可惜长在他的身上。 Too bad it's on his shoulders.
-哦，他很可爱。 -他是一个情种。 - Oh, he's cute. - He's a flirt.
我并不反对可爱 I have nothing against cute.
我只是希望我能和某个有大脑的人见面 。 I just wish I could meet someone with half a brain this time.
祝您好运。 Good luck.
他在那上面，上学前不会下来。 He went up there before school, and he just won't come down.
好吧，好吧，好吧。 All right, all right, all right.
-我去看看我能做什么。 -谢谢。 - I'll see what I can do. - Thanks.
嘿，队长，这是鲍尔斯。B-A-L-E-S。 Hey, Dean, it's Bales. B-A-L-E-S.
-往右些，鲍尔斯，是啊。 -我也想这样。 - Right, Bales, yeah. - I hope so.
我知道。 I know that.
您第一个。 You're the chief.
他没有移动过 那怕任何东西， 但他没有... He's not moving or anything, but he did it once before...
...但他也不下来 有这么长时间了。 ...but he's never stayed up there this long.
-这是公民的所有权利，蜂蜜。 -你说呢？ - It's gonna be all right, honey. - You think so?
C.D.会照顾它。 C.D. will take care of it.
嘿，有什么麻烦，彼得？ Hey, what's the trouble, Peter?
来吧，什么事？ Come on, what's the matter?
在学校他们叫我肥猪。 They call me Porky at school.
他们为什么这样做？ 该死的。 Why do they have to do that? Goddamn it.
在您面前 我不应该说。 I shouldn't say that in front of you.
你跟你的妈妈说过吗 ？ Did you talk to your mother about it?
我试过一次。 Once, I tried.
但是她说我吃光了所有食物。 But she said I had to clean up my plate first.
现在，看到什么？那好。 Now, see? That's good.
你的生活比这些家伙好 所以他们取笑你。 You're way better than these guys who make fun of you.
你聪明，你幽默。 You're smart, and you're funny.
您可以让事情结束。 You can make things up.
我办不到。这是真的。 I didn't make it up. It's true.
杂种。 Bastards.
在您的面前 我不应该说。 I shouldn't say that in front of you.
我们开始下去吗？ Do I have to get down now?
不. No.
让我们在这里逗留一会儿。 Let's just stay up here for a while.
-这就是我们的新电脑。 -是啊。 - That's our new computer. - Yeah.
我们可以在城里找出 任何消防隐患了。 We can pinpoint any fire in town with that.
我看可以做到这一点。 I can see that.
这对于我们来说，因为你知道， 我们消防部门。 It's perfect for us, because, you know, we're the fire department.
嗯，嗯，这是完美的。 Yeah, well, that is perfect.
-嗨，我是安迪。 -是啊，好，有问题问我。 - Hi, I'm Andy. - Yeah, good to meet you.
-你好吗？ -很好，很好。 - How are you? - Fine, fine.
好吧，我只是想向你表示欢迎。 Well, I just wanted to welcome you.
好，非常感谢。 Okay, thanks a lot.
所以没问题 So okay.
-嘿，有一件事。 -是吗？ - Hey, there is one thing. - Yeah?
-您有见过队长了没有？ -没 - Have you met the chief? - No.
噢，他是有趣的人， 所以，要是我就不会客气。 Oh, he's kind of funny-looking, so I wouldn't mention it.
我不会那样做。 I wouldn't do that.
是啊，我想你不会。 Yeah, I figured you wouldn't.
但有时，你知道， 外来的人应该小心。 But sometimes, you know, things kind of accidentally slip out.
以后你会知道： And then, you know:
小心点上楼梯。 Watch it. Watch it on that stair.
是谁设计这些步骤？ 萨德侯爵？ Who designed these steps? The Marquis de Sade?
小心镜子。 Watch the mirror.
这东西为什么这样重？ 看上去是空的。 Why is this thing so heavy? It's mostly air.
是啊，都是玻璃，所以要小心。 Yeah, and glass, so be careful.
我姑姑用毛线织一个 要比这轻得多。 I have an aunt who knitted one of these. It was much lighter than this.
这是个秘密，对不对？ This secret of yours relates to this thing, right?
绝密，是的。 Sort of, yeah.
您在做什么？ 你在做什么，查理？ What are you doing? What are you doing, Charlie?
查理，我自己扶不住。 Charlie, I can't hold this by myself.
-你不必告诉我。 -查理。 - You don't have to tell me. - Charlie.
-好，好，我将告诉你。 -好，好，好。 - Okay, okay, I'll tell you. - All right, all right, all right.
开始说了。我们就继续。 Start talking. There we go.
等一下,抓紧点。 Wait a second, get a grip.
抓住了 Got it.
我认为我发现了彗星。 I think I discovered a comet.
- 是吗? - 肯定. - Yeah? - Yeah.
继续上。 -好。 - Hold it there. - Okay.
这没什么大不了的,你知道的。 天上有许多彗星。 It's no big deal, you know. There's lots of comets.
但是现在,我正在写文章 看一看。 But see, I was working on this paper-- Watch it.
在奥尔特云层里。 奥尔特云 ,是的。 --on the Oort cloud. - The Oort cloud, yeah.
我发现了 但它不符合数学规律。 什么? And I discovered a mathematical irregularity. What?
上帝啊, 自从我去见了蒂 我还没爬过这么多楼梯。 God, I haven't climbed this many steps since I went to see the maharishi.
继续上啊 Let's go, go on.
哦,我想这一个系列叫彗星10号 Well, I think that a series of 10 comets--
-是吗? 在这个角落,能看见它。 - Yeah? - Watch it around this corner.
这里。 我抬着它。 - Come around here. - I got it.
这是新的大彗星 预计今年夏天能看到。 --are the forerunner of a big comet which is due back this summer.
- 是吗? - 是的. - Yeah? - Yeah.
这下你肯定会找到它的。 So you're gonna find it with this thing.
不,这还有些小 No, this is too small.
我叔叔在大范围内寻找它 在亚利桑那州。 My uncle's looking for it in the big scope in Arizona.
噢，因此我得经常爬到这里。 Oh, so I've carried this up here for nothing.
不见得. Not really.
好，用这把工具把那个平衡物放在那只臂上。 Okay, put that counterbalance on that arm with the key.
因此，如果你找到了，会干什么？ So, what do you get if you're right?
不干什么。 Nothing.
嗯，我完成文章，那肯定 Well, I graduate, that's for sure.
并且我给它起名。 And I get to name it.
嗯，那不错。 Well, that's pretty good.
有纪念意义。 Sort of historical.
是的 Yeah.
科瓦尔斯基彗星。 Comet Kowalski.
科瓦尔斯基吗？ 为什么？ Kowalski? Why?
你若有机会，就给它起个美丽的名字。 You've got a chance to give it a beautiful name.
这是我的名字 That's my name.
是吗？ 罗克珊·科瓦尔斯基吗？ It is? Roxanne Kowalski?
是 Yeah.
不好意思 Sorry.
哦 你是什么时候知道的？ So when do you find out about this thing?
2200年7月14日小时，8 分钟，31秒。 July 14th, 2200 hours, eight minutes, 31 seconds.
上下相差不到10天。 Give or take 10 days.
看来有可能。 That would really be something.
是的 Yeah.
噢，嘿，不要看，现在北欧海盗刚刚进来。 Oh, hey, don't look now, but the Viking just came in.
-现在不要看。 -噢，上帝，是他。 - Don't look now. - Oh, God, it's him.
-好。 -克里斯，来这里。 - All right. - Chris, come here.
-队长。 握握手，我是队长。 - Mayor. - Shake hands with me, I'm the mayor.
它将使你看起来重要。 It'll make you look important.
他应该被变成古铜色。 He should be bronzed.
人们都告诉我你很有效率，有效率和魅力。 Everyone tells me you are fast, efficient and brilliant.
魅力。 对于那些女士。 Brilliant. With the ladies.
照顾好自己。 Take care of yourself.
如果你发生任何事，C.D. 将会把我的店砸了 If anything happens to you, C.D. will be all over my kizitsky or kazatsky.
为您的胜利祝贺。 Congratulations on your victory.
很抱歉。 抱歉。 So sorry. Sorry.
--在选举之前的一周 ... --a week before the election...
但是，你知道，我将要尽力而为。 ...but, you know, I'm gonna make the best of it.
噢，上帝。 Oh, God.
那是你应该得到的，上帝。 Get a hold of yourself, God.
机不可失，时不再来。 It's now or never.
罗克珊，追他。 跟我来，什么 --? Do it, Roxanne. Come on, what--?
-只有一种方法。 - -是的，它有什么差别？ - There's only one way to tell. - Yeah, what difference does it make?
好。 Okay.
当他出来时,我会邀请他 纳尔逊的传统, --泡热水澡。 When he comes out, I'll invite him to a Nelson tradition of hot tubbing.
我要使他涨大 给他些香料酒……. And I'll set him up with some mulled wine...
……我还要亲亲他,你知道的。 ...and I'll babe him a lot, you know.
我很震惊。 I'm shocked.
我们都感到震惊。 We're all shocked.
我不感到震惊。 I'm not shocked.
我需要一点信心。 自信,自信。 I need a little confidence. Confidence, confidence.
喝点水, 然后你要跟她谈谈。 A little water, and then you're gonna talk to her.
哦 不 Oh, no.
狗屎 Shit.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
——记得我吗? —我正准备把你忘掉。 - Remember me? - I'm trying to put it behind me.
这是你的商店吗? Is this your shop?
是的,这是我的店。归我所有。 Yeah, it's my shop. All mine.
-这很美。 -谢谢。 - It's perfect. - Thank you.
非常感谢你。 Thank you very much.
——这真是你的。 ——我很欣赏这一点。 - It's really you. - I appreciate that.
你为什么不挑件皮毛用来防冻。 Why don't you come in and check out the new freeze-dried animals.
他们做的很逼真。 They're incredibly lifelike.
下一次吧，啊？ Maybe next time, huh?
我们去那里。 There we go.
C.D. C.D.
它是我昨晚在灯光下想到的。 It came to me last night in a flash.
是啊，那是什么？ Yeah, what is that?
事情的噱头。 The thing, the gimmicks.
纳尔逊推广的奶牛。 The Nelson promotional cow.
哇，我们正在准备报告长官。 Whoa, we're talking to the chief.
-你给她取个名字。 -苏茜,爱斯梅拉达—— You give her a name. Susie, Esmeralda--
-专业。 -专业。 - Bossy. - Bossy.
你把她的照片放进我们的广告画的角落，喝一瓶啤酒。 You put her picture in the corner of our posters, drinking a beer.
教她喝一瓶啤酒。 Teach her to drink a beer.
这很有效果。 These things work.
我认为这是一个好主意。 I think it's a fantastic idea.
-你喜欢它吗？ -我去做，我爱它。 - Do you like it? - I do, I love it.
我认为太棒了。 I think it's great.
极妙的想法，只不过 -- Great idea, just--
我想他会引起轰动的。 I think it's brilliant.
一个多么妙的想法 What an idea.
我就在那里。我看见了这件事。 And I was there. I saw it happen.
他接受了想法，他在树上看见它成熟。 He took the idea, he saw it ripe on the tree.
他摘采它， 并且他把它放进他的口袋。 He plucked it, and he put it in his pocket.
它是——这就是——我敢说,我不是天才吗? It's-- It's-- Dare I say, genius?
不,不,但也许 No, no, but maybe:
也许是这样。 Maybe it is.
也许我在他面前站立得住 太棒了。 Maybe I'm in the presence of greatness.
也许我只是不知道它, 但是我看到它。 Maybe I just don't know it, but I saw it.
嘿,你遇到C.D.——吗? -头儿?不,还没有。 - Hey, you meet C.D. yet? - The chief? No, not yet.
有一点 你应该知道。 There's a little something you should know.
我知道。他有一个大鼻子,对吗? I know. He's got a big nose, right?
小伙子 ,无论你做什么, 别盯着他鼻子。 Man, whatever you do, don't stare.
瞧,我不会盯,拜托。 Look, I'm not gonna stare, come on.
我们都不会，但是你到那时， 你控制不了自己 不凝视。 None of us would, but you get there, and you feel yourself not staring.
然后你认为，"它很明显，我没凝视"。 Then you think, "It's obvious, I'm not staring."
因此你看。 So you look.
然后你认为，"我正凝视"。 Then you think, "I'm staring."
因此你说，"这是可笑的"，并且你好想仔细地看一下。 So you say, "This is ridiculous," and you take a good look.
你认为,“我看这个男人 当他洗脸…… And you think, "I'm looking at a man who, when he washes his face...
...l怎样抹肥皂。” ...loses the bar of soap."
谢谢大家,好了。 Thanks, guys, okay.
不要说我们没有警告你。 Don't say we didn't warn you.
你看到他的脸吗? Do you see that on his face?
你认为人们去太阳山谷 ... You think people go to Sun Valley...
……因为他们有一个伟大的消防部门吗? ...because they have a great fire department?
不,不,和我一起工作。 No, no, work along with me.
你必须利用晋升的机会。 You've gotta use promotion.
城镇发展的方式，消防队的发展。 That way the town grows, the fire department grows.
我们所有的发展。 We all grow with it.
但是你不能老用7 个香蕉兄弟 呆在 消防队。 But you can't run a fire department with the seven Banana Brothers.
你需要专业人士。 You need professionals.
这个镇可能是另一阿斯彭。 This town could be another Aspen.
你知道他们那里挣多少钱吗？ You have any idea how much money they make there?
C.D.,只要该啤酒节促销结束… C.D., as soon as this Oktoberfest promotion is over...
我们将考虑这个基金。 ...we'll see about getting the funds back.
女士们,饮料是查克请客。 喜欢它吗? Ladies, drinks are on Chuck. Like it?
纯水獭皮 Pure beaver.
不,我就去喝一杯。 No, I start to have a drink.
我要一杯,然后我开始放松, 然后我开始玩得开心。 I'll have a drink, then I start to relax, and then I start to have fun.
我并不是认真的 想在这一点上开始我的生活。 And it's not something I really wanna start at this point in my life.
听说你是难搞的。 Heard you're tough.
我是的 I am.
但是,如果你用一个小软化剂, 我想可以捏出挺不错的形状 But if you used a little tenderizer, I might cook up pretty good.
混蛋(屁眼儿)。 Asshole.
嘿,你去哪儿, 大鼻子吗? Hey, where are you going, big nose?
你叫我吗? Pardon me?
你听到我叫了,大鼻子。 You heard me, big nose.
——就这吗? -是的 - Is that it? - Yeah.
嗯，你真的在那个上找我麻烦，不是吗？ Well, you really got me on that one, didn't you?
噢，稍等一下。 Oh, wait a second.
-去。 -别浪费一次机会精彩的表演。 - Go. - What a waste of an opportunity.
什么？ What?
哦,我的意思是,你已经让我找到了 站在你的面前,的理由 Well, I mean, you've got someone standing in front of you with this...
你能想出……一切 是大鼻子 ...and all you can think up is big nose.
I我猜 你能想到有比他更好的东西吗? I suppose you could think of something better?
是的,我想我能想出 有个好注意。 Yeah, I think I could think up something better.
来这里。 Come here.
拿这支标枪。 Take this dart.
无论你扎到什么数目，我将想出多少 Whatever number you hit, that's how many I'll think up.
好的 也 All right, yeah.
20 吗？ 大便。 Twenty? Shit.
三局两胜 三局两胜 Two out of three. Two out of three.
在这儿，给您。 There you go.
20 Twenty.
飞镖冠军,丹佛,1987。 Darts champion, Denver, 1987.
跟我来，C.D。 Come on, C.D.
跟我来，查理，你能做它。 Come on, Charlie, you can do it.
好。 All right.
在这里我要有二十点。 All right, 20 something betters. Here it goes.
开始 明显： Start with obvious:
“对不起,那是你的鼻子呢? 还是一辆公共汽车停在你的脸上呢?” "Excuse me, is that your nose? Or did a bus park on your face?"
气象： Meteorological:
“每个人都带伞。 她必需准备不受到雨淋。” "Everybody take cover. She's going to blow."
时尚 Fashionable:
“你知道吗,你可以弱化你的鼻子…… "You know, you could de-emphasize your nose...
你穿更大的东西，象怀俄明一样。 " ...if you wore something larger, like Wyoming."
人说:“好了,我们现在在这里, 就这三个人。” Personal: "Well, here we are, just the three of us."
准时： "Delman，你的鼻子准时，但是你晚了15 分钟"。 Punctual: "Delman, your nose was on time, but you were 15 minutes late."
嫉妒： Envious:
"噢，我希望我是你。 "Oh, I wish I were you.
唉呀，以便能闻出你自己的耳朵。 " Gosh, to be able to smell your own ear."
顽皮： Naughty:
"一些女士已经要求 ... "Some of the ladies have asked...
如果你不介意拿开那件东西。 " ...if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away."
哲学： Philosophical:
"你知道，这重要不是鼻子的大小。 "You know, it's not the size of a nose that's important.
它后面更重要。 " It's what in it that matters."
幽默： Humorous:
"笑，让世界与你一起笑。 打个喷嚏和就到西雅图"。 "Laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze and it's goodbye, Seattle."
商业:“嗨,我是厄尔斯盖布, 我能画,鼻子,共3995。”。 Commercial: "Hi, I'm Earl Scheib, and I can paint that nose for 39.95."
礼貌。 Polite:
"介意不剪短你的头吗？ 管弦乐队一直改变速度"。 "Mind not bobbing your head? The orchestra keeps changing tempo."
旋律： 每人。 Melodic: Everybody.
他有全世界 He's got the whole world
在他的鼻子里 In his nose
同情： Sympathetic:
"噢，怎么回事？ 你的父母同上帝赌输了"吗？ "Oh, what happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God?"
称赞： Complimentary:
“你一定很喜欢小洞“博蒂” 让他们站这。” "You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on."
科学: Scientific:
“说,这样的东西 受潮汐的影响呢?” "Say, does that thing there influence the tides?"
模糊。 Obscure:
“哇啊, 我讨厌看不到工作。” "Whoa, I'd hate to see the grindstone."
好了,好好想一想。 Well, think about it.
询问。 Inquiry:
“当你停下来闻闻花香, 它们会害怕吗?” "When you stop and smell the flowers, are they afraid?"
法国: French:
"先生，猪已经找不到更多的块菌状巧克力糖 ... "Sir, the pigs have refused to find any more truffles...
直到你离开。 " ...until you leave."
色情： Pornographic:
"最后，能同时使两名妇女满意的一个男人"。 "Finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once."
-那个是多少？ -14，头儿。 - How many is that? - Fourteen, chief.
好，好。 All right, all right.
宗教： Religious:
“耶和华所赐 他只是不停地奉献,不是吗?” "The Lord giveth and he just kept on giving, didn't he?"
十五 Fifteen.
恶心。 Disgusting:
" 说，您的鼻毛露出来了？" "Say, who mows your nose hair?"
-十六。 -十六。 - Sixteen. - Sixteen.
偏执狂患者： Paranoid:
"使那个家伙远离我的可卡因"。 "Keep that guy away from my cocaine."
-17。 -17。 - Seventeen. - Seventeen.
芳香： Aromatic:
"早晨醒来一定是令人惊叹的 ... "It must be wonderful to wake up in the morning...
因为闻到了巴西的咖啡香。 " ...and smell the coffee in Brazil."
18。 Eighteen.
感激： Appreciative:
“原始”。大多数人只是使用他们的牙齿。” "How original. Most people just have their teeth capped."
19 Nineteen.
所有的权利。 All right.
-还有一次。 -你能做它，C.D.，更多的一个。 - One more. - You can do it, C.D., one more.
-你能做它。 -跟我来，C.D。 - You can do it. - Come on, C.D.
好。 All right.
脏： Dirty:
"你的名字将不是狄克，是吗"？ "Your name wouldn't be Dick, would it?"
你这做作的王八蛋。 You smart-ass son of a bitch.
您妈的，塌鼻子扁平头。 You flat-faced, flat-nosed flat-head.
嘿 Hey.
好吧 All right.
他跌倒了吗？ Has he fallen yet?
你怎样做的？ How you doing?
做了那个拷贝 微不足道 吉恩--？ Did that copy of Being And Nothingness by Jean--?
萨特? 是的,的确,我这里有。 Jean-Paul Sartre? Yes, it did, I got it right here.
——这都是自付。 -好的,谢谢你了,有很多。 - It's all paid for. - Great, okay, thanks a lot.
好,没问题。 “这没什么——",兄弟。 - All right, okay. - "It ain't nothing," bro.
“因此我的身体是有意识的 我的意识结构。” "Therefore my body is a conscious structure of my consciousness."
是的。谢谢,克里斯。 Yeah. Thanks, Chris.
我都不敢进去和他讲话。 I was too embarrassed to go in there and ask for it myself.
一本很薄的读书，哼，安迪？ A little light reading, huh, Andy?
嘿，你知道，今年夏天我的房子租得了9000。 Hey, you know, I got 9000 for my house this summer.
这五个中的哪一个？ Which one of the five?
冲着街道上向下的那个。 The one down on Rush Street.
嗯，那个罗克珊在里面。 你正为9000 美元敲榨她。 Well, that's the one Roxanne's in. You're soaking her for $9000.
我不是。 I am not.
你喜欢她，不是吗？ You like her, don't you?
什么喜欢不喜欢？ What's not to like?
-你为什么不当面问她？ -不，我不可能适合她。 - Why don't you ask her out? - No, couldn't possibly fit her in.
我有三点好处,我有5点坏处, 妇女正排队等我 I've got a 3:00, I've got a 5:00, and the women are just lined up.
-主要因为古话。 --噢，是，什么古话？ - Mostly because of the old saying. - Oh, yeah, what old saying?
关于一个人的鼻子的古话。 The old saying about a man's nose.
-你知道，与尺寸有关 .... - -他说什么？ - You know, relating to the size of.... - Of his what?
-跟我来，每人知道这。 -跟我来。 - Come on, everybody knows this. - Come on.
-嘿，索菲？- -是的。 - Hey, Sophie? - Yeah.
你知道关于一个人的鼻子的故事吗？ You know the old saying about a man's nose?
噢，你意思是一人鼻子的尺寸与他的老二的尺寸有关什么的 --? Oh, you mean how the size of a man's nose relates to the size of his--?
噢，我的天。 Oh, my God.
我喜欢那样待他们。 I love doing that to them.
-你的茶，先生。 -噢，谢谢。 - Your tea, sir. - Oh, thank you.
-试试。 -感谢，Berni。 - And picks. - Thanks, Berni.
别客气。 You're welcome.
因此你不敢当面问她？ So why don't you ask her out?
有时我半晚在镇周围散步 ... Sometimes I walk around town at night...
当我看见夫妇散步手牵着手。 ...and I see couples walking along holding hands.
并且我看他们，我认为，"嘿，我为什么不？ And I look at them and I think, "Hey, why not me?"
然后我在墙上抓住我的影子 And then I catch my shadow on the wall.
你为什么不试试刚刚发明的那种鼻子整形术？ Why don't you just get that nose job?
-我做。 -查理。 - I did. - Charlie.
不 , 它是最帖切的词语 . "Rhinoplasty"。 我的意思是 , 它如此不愉快 . No, it's the word. "Rhinoplasty." I mean, it's so unpleasant.
它与痔疮排列在那里。 It ranks up there with hemorrhoid.
那些正是你真的不想要卷入的两句话。 Those are just two words you really don't wanna get involved in.
小化妆品怎么样？ 你知道，一些遮蔽。 What about a little cosmetics? You know, some shading.
沿着边和沿着斜坡，在末端上一点。 Along the sides and down the slope, a little bit on the end.
-不，不，不。 -它真的有帮助。 - No, no, no. - It really helps.
这不是我。 我不能使用化妆品。 It's not me. I can't wear makeup.
-喂。 -喂，你好？ - Hi. - Hi, how are you?
-你昨晚帅呆了。 -抱歉，我筋疲力尽。 - You should've stayed last night. - Sorry, I pooped out.
-并且你棒极了。 -我不好意思。 - And you were great. - I was okay.
-我们留下很深的印象。 -你极好。 - We were impressed. - You were terrific.
特别是罗克珊。 她的眼睛不停的跟着你。 Especially Roxanne. She went on and on about you.
她有吗？ She did?
我认为她坠入爱河，她不知道。 And I think she's fallen in love, but she doesn't know it yet.
再见。 See you.
她是什么意思，她认为她坠入爱河？ What does she mean, she thinks she's fallen in love?
嗯，它已经发生，众所周知。 Well, it has been known to happen.
-整个事情吗？ -一切。 - The whole thing? - Everything.
噢，我的天。 Oh, my God.
C.D.，这是克里斯·麦康奈尔。 C.D., this is Chris McConnell.
嘿，这时见到你真的很快乐。 抱歉我们早该见面。 Hey, it's a real pleasure meeting you. Sorry we've been missing each other.
你好吗？ Are you all right?
我知道你已经遇见那些小伙子。 I know you've met the guys.
你的房间怎样？ How's your room?
它能催眠你，不是吗？ It's hypnotic, isn't it?
它很大。 It's huge.
它很大。 它是巨大的。 It's enormous. It's gigantic.
他们说它是大的，但是我没想到真的很大。 They said it was big, but I didn't expect it to be big.
想要来一局台球吗吗？ Wanna shoot some pool?
跟我来，训练他们。 我们将玩一种游戏，走吧。 Come on, rack them up. We'll play a game, let's go.
莫非你将 杀死我吗？ 那些小伙子说那 -- Aren't you gonna kill me? The guys said that--
通常，是，但不是今天。 Ordinarily, yeah, but not today.
为什么不？ Why not?
因为昨天，她没。 Because yesterday, she didn't.
但是今天，她来了。 But today, she does.
你终于有幽默感 关于你的鼻子,嗯? You finally got a sense of humor about your nose, huh?
架上。 Rack them up.
好的,请打开软管。 Okay, turn on the hose.
好了,现在,按这个方法，移动软管的节奏。 All right, now, the secret to moving a hose is in the rhythm.
向左转。 To the left.
一,二,三。 One and two and three.
向右拐。 To the right.
一、二、三 One and two and three.
现在向前。 Now forward.
一、二、三 One and two and three.
-现在回来。 -回来吗? - Now back. - Back?
一,二,三。 我再也忍受不了。 One and two and three. I can't stand this.
他的跳舞, 我们....奋战, He's dancing and we're fighting off....
-去。 -让头看我们拿到什么。 - Go. - Let's show the chief what we got.
跟我来，走吧。 Come on, let's go.
跟我来，让我们去，小伙子。 我们能做它。 Come on, let's go, guys. We can do it.
好了,让房间。 Okay, make room.
让它保持稳定,伙计们。 Make it stable, guys.
伙计们,加油。来吧。 Guys, come on. Come on.
把它关掉。你干什么? Turn it off. What are you doing?
快关掉它！ Turn it off.
Hey. Hey.
出发。咱们走吧,快 Go. Let's go, come on, come on.
看这个旋转角,长官。 Watch this, chief. Spin the horn.
等等，等一下， 快关掉它，关掉它 Hold on, hold on, wait. Shut it off, shut it off, shut it off.
有良好的水柱。 到现在,你得相信它。 Get a good stream. Lean into it now, you gotta trust it.
记着 现在水是你的朋友 Remember, water is your friend. Now.
好，现在，收回软管时 我们的信号是什么？ Okay, now, what's our signal for charging the hose?
记住,像“大鸟。 没错,伙计,大鸟。 Remember, like Big Bird. That's right, boys, Big Bird.
正如在芝麻街上一样 Just like on Sesame Street.
不 不 不 No, no, no.
-不,不,不。 我们会抓住你 - No, no, no. - We'll catch you.
-出发。 ——看啊,加油,加油。 - Hit it. - Watch it, come on, come on.
罗克珊， 是我，杰克。 Roxanne, hi. It's me, Chuck.
-嗨。 哦,不,不,又来了。 - Hi. - Oh, no, not again.
他在那里。停一会儿。 There he is. Back up a second.
好的 Okay.
又是索菲和莉迪亚调情，是吗？ Flirting with Sophie and Lydia again, huh?
嗨 查理, 我能和你谈谈吗？ Hey, Charlie, can I talk to you?
好的 Well....
好的 All right.
Hi, Charlie. Hi, Charlie.
再见 玩的开心点 - See you later. - Have a good time.
知道了 I got it.
好的 我正确吗？ Okay, was I right?
哦 那真丑 Yep, it's ugly.
它确实是。 It really is.
我要说的是那有些早 What I'm gonna say is a little forward.
好的 Good.
有个人我认为我应该更好的了解 There's someone I think I should get to know better.
我想爱我的人。 你明白我的意思吗? Someone who I think likes me too. Know what I mean?
是的。. Yeah.
我认为他想跟我说话。 I think he wants to talk to me.
我可以看到他尝试,但他不会。 我喜欢他。 I can see him trying, but he won't. I like him for that.
好吧,也许这家伙需要你 让他跨出第一步 Well, maybe this guy needs you to make the first move.
这就是为什么我和你说话。 That's why I'm talking to you.
那么,你怎么知道 关于这个家伙的事? So, what do you know about this guy?
哦,我知道他很有趣。 Well, I know he's interesting.
-不同。 -是的。 - Different. - Yeah.
聪明。 Intelligent.
英俊。 Handsome.
什么? He's what?
他很英俊。 He's handsome.
看,这不是很奇怪 如果你对有感情的人来说… See, isn't it amazing if you have feelings for someone...
…你可以开始觉的他英俊吗? ...how you can start to see them as handsome?
哦,每个人都认为他是 Well, everyone thinks he is.
不,不,不,不是每个人。 相信我。 No, no, no, not everyone. Believe me.
我们在谈论什么呢? What are you talking about?
没什么。 Nothing.
那太棒了，重要的是他的所有这些事。 It's great. It's great that he's all these things.
是的。 嗯,我只见过他几次。 Yeah. Well, I've only seen him a few times.
我们从来没说过话。 We've never even spoken.
我们只是交换目光 一对夫妇的高飞的样子。 We just exchanged a couple of goofy looks.
那么你为什么告诉我这件事? So why are you telling me this?
他对你有用。 他的名字是克里斯- m。 He works for you. His name's Chris McConnell.
-哦,是的,是的。 ——他是什么样的人? - Oh, yeah, yeah. - What's he like?
不,别告诉我。 No, don't tell me.
我要让他表现。 I'll let it unfold.
既然你要帮助他的话,你可以鼓励他 Since you're gonna be working with him, you could encourage him a little.
他没有说什么 整个夏天过后我就会消失。 He may not say anything all summer, and then I'll be gone.
如果它发生 If it comes up.
C.D. C.D.
谢谢。 Thanks.
我知道我有些过分。 I know I'm forward.
你知道,你真了不起在那个晚上。 You know, you were really great the other night.
这是我第一次看到的这么勇敢的人。 It's the first time I've ever seen anyone actually be brave.
我一直是一个勇敢的人。 I've been a lot braver since then.
这次我想让你去做,戴夫。我想让你把这件事办了! This time I want you to do it, Dave. I want you to cut the thing off!
我厌倦了拥有灿烂, 难以置信的、有趣的鼻子。 I'm tired of having a magnificent, fabulous, interesting nose.
我想要一个可爱的娇小的 小按钮样的鼻子。 I want a cute little pert, little petite, little button nose.
弄个美国进口的给我,戴夫。 - C.D.,你知道我不能。 - Give me the American beauty, Dave. - C.D., you know I can't.
是的,可以,戴夫。你能做到的。拿把刀子。给我切, 戴夫。切掉它。 Yes, you can, Dave. You can do it. Get the knife. Cut me, Dave. Cut it.
我不能 I can't.
你对麻醉剂过敏 非常,非常危险。 Allergies to anesthetics are very, very dangerous.
你知道。 你以前曾因为那昏厥过。 You know that. You've been in comas before.
我们用以前的方式做。 We'll do it the old-fashioned way.
那样是愚蠢的。 Don't be stupid.
-我想要看起来象戴安娜·罗斯。 -你想要的是心理疗法。 - I wanna look like Diana Ross. - What you want is psychotherapy.
我现在能听到它。 I can hear it now.
“要去适应它。 185美元,请吧。” "Get used to it. Eighty-five dollars, please."
瞧,C.D.,有没有想过…… Look, C.D., have you ever thought...
你生来就有这个……鼻子是因为某种原因吗? ...that you were born with this nose for a reason?
哦,是的。 Oh, yeah.
像可口可乐瓶开启。 Like opening Coke bottles.
噢,该死。 Oh, shit.
嘿,戴夫,我可以试试那些鼻子卡吗? Hey, Dave, could I look at those nose cards one more time?
是的,当然可以。 Yeah, sure.
谢谢,戴夫。 Thanks, Dave.
哦,是的。 Oh, yeah.
好. Yeah.
它在哪里? Where's that one?
喂,亲爱的。 好久没见你了。 Hello, darling. Haven't seen you in a while.
上帝,她太漂亮了。 God, she's so beautiful.
我在那间酒吧看见她， 并且她如此漂亮，我只不过 .... I saw her in that bar, and she's so pretty, I just....
她也有趣。 She's interesting too.
有趣，是。 你看见她的腿了吗？ Interesting, yeah. Did you see her legs?
她也有一种幽默感。 She's got a sense of humor also.
她想要见到我吗？ 你确信吗？ She wants to meet me? You sure?
我不能相信这。 这是难以置信的。 上帝， 这是的我的幸运日子。 I can't believe this. This is incredible. God, my third day here.
听说她也有点儿聪明。 对于星象或者某些事情有研究。 Heard she's kind of smart too. Astrology or something.
- 天文学. -是是的 - Astronomy, yeah. - Yeah, right.
上帝 要和她见面 这是真的吗 God, we're gonna meet. Really?
上帝 God.
那么，我是做什么的？ 我是做什么的？ So, what do I do? What do I do?
因此，我是做什么的？ 我怎样和她见面？ So, what do I do? How do I meet her?
我不知道 I don't know.
在街道上走到她面前并且说你好吗？ Walk up to her on the street and say hello?
不行 No.
那时我必须对她说话。 I'd have to talk to her then.
你在胡说什么？ What are you talking about?
看看你周围的人,我可以—— Look, around you guys I can--
我不知道，我要放松。 我能处于正常状态。 I don't know, I can relax. I can be myself.
我很好笑啊?你知道那件事，但是我在女性给我.... I'm funny, huh? You know that. But I get around women I get....
上帝，我给我点胆量 -- 不是我不喜欢妇女，好吗？ God, I get a little-- It's not that I don't like women, okay?
但我只是有点紧张, 那就好了。 But I just get a little nervous, that's all.
好了,那么找她的电话号码给他打电话。 Okay, so get her telephone number and call her.
通过。 我必须自信地对她说。 Pass. I'd have to talk to her then for sure.
我想和她谈谈 那天晚上真的那么糟…… I wanted to talk to her the other night real bad...
……但我没有这样做,不知道为什么 我跟她说不成话,坏了。 ...but I didn't because that's how I would've talked to her, bad.
我明白了。换句话说, 每次当你遇见一个女人…… I see. In other words, every time you meet a woman...
用一个小的魅力 与风格和腿…… ...with a little charm and style and legs...
……你会转身走向其他方向。 ...you'll turn around and run the other direction.
那是个好主意。 事实上,真厉害。 That's a great idea. In fact, that's brilliant.
听，我的反手击球 -- Listen, my backhand--
这是一个愚蠢的比赛。 我不知道为什么我们玩它 It's a dumb game. I don't know why we play it.
-艰苦的比赛,呃,女士? 就在我们——我们马上去那儿。 - Tough game, eh, ladies? - We're just on our way there.
克里斯，你知道 carpe是什么？ Chris, you know what carpe diem is?
——一种鱼?鱼饵吗?什么? ——不,不用了。 - Some kind of fish? Fish bait? What? - No, no.
它是拉丁文。它的意思是“只争朝夕。” It's Latin. It means "seize the day."
这句话的意思是不可能有一个明天, 所以现在就做。 It means there may not be a tomorrow, so do it now.
在你年轻的时候, 当你有了这个机会就抓住它 。 Seek life now while you're young, while you've got the chance.
我完全同意你的说法 萝珊走之后, 嗯? You're telling me to go after Roxanne, huh?
不,我不会。我会等待。 No, I wouldn't. I'd wait.
给他写封信 Mail her a letter.
好，有了开始。 就看你怎样做。 Okay, light the thing. See how you do.
去吧 Go.
-我得到比赛，跟我来。 -队长！ C.D.，来这里。 - I got the matches, come on. - Chief! C.D., come here.
我明白，来这里。 是的。 I got it, come here. Yeah.
-你明白，好，什么？ -怎样对罗克珊交谈。 - You got it, all right, what? - How to talk to Roxanne.
确。 我需要碰运气。 You were right. I'm gonna take a chance.
这是喜欢我的一个女孩。 我为什么害怕她？ Here's a girl who likes me. Why am I afraid of her?
她不是火箭科学家。 She's no rocket scientist.
实际上，她是一位火箭科学家。 Actually, she is a rocket scientist.
是的，好吧。 Yeah, well.
但是在这个镇上的全部小伙子之外，她喜欢我。 But out of all the guys in this town, she likes me.
因此，我害怕什么？ 没有什么。 我将会按你说的做。 So, what am I afraid of? Nothing. I'm gonna do what you said.
我要给她写封信 我能办到的 I'm gonna write her a letter. I got a way with words.
问这些人。 我总是向上断裂他们。 Ask these guys. I always crack them up.
你明白，以这种方法，我能计划出所说的。 You see, this way, I can plan out what to say.
我能精心制作它。 I can craft it.
在信里，我可以是effer该死的vescent。 In a letter, I can be effer-goddamn-vescent.
-队长。 ——你去哪。 - Chief. - There you go.
头 Chief.
我们点不着它们。 We can't get it started.
——等我一分钟。 -好。 - I'll be out in a minute. - Okay.
安迪,你的大衣着火了。 Andy, your coat's on fire.
哦, 是的. Oh, yeah.
那么,你是怎么想的? So, what do you think?
——他着火了。 脱下外套。- - He's on fire. - Get his coat.
去他的外套。 -是的,我得到了它。 - Get his coat off. - Yeah, I got it.
不,不,不是汽油。 没有汽油。 No, no, not the gasoline. Not the gasoline.
嗨,C.D. - -嗨,辛迪。 - Hi, C.D. - Hi, Cindy.
我能帮你吗? Can I help you?
是的,我有个朋友 想寻找一个美容产品…… Yes, I have a friend who was looking for a cosmetic...
犹豫不决,不知,你知道的, 如果有的话… ...or wondering, you know, if one exists...
那是有点一次安排的一种遮蔽的类型。 ...that's sort of a shading type of an arrangement.
你有像那样的东西 那是在一个阴影区域? Do you have anything like that that would be in a shading area?
好,我们有很多 腮红 什么的。 Well, we have lots of blushes and things.
嗯，它具体用在哪儿？ Well, what specifically is it for?
她有她想的这个特征 She has this feature that she would like to...
…你知道,弱化了。 ...you know, de-emphasize.
我明白了, 她有这个超大特征…… I see, she's got this extra-large feature...
她想要的东西…… 使它看起来有点小? ...and she wants something to make it look a little smaller?
没错。 Exactly.
哦,我想一个黑暗的轮廓 就可以了。 Well, I think a dark contour would be fine.
好的,太棒了。 Great, great.
现在,她是如何去…… Now, how would she go about...
运用这事…你知道,对吗? ...you know, applying this thing on?
哦,她会.... Well, she would....
她将遮蔽特征的地区 ... She would just shade the area of the feature...
……, 将会有更多的阴影…… ...to make it appear that there were more shadows...
实际....少…… ...and less actual....
好,更少的实际面积。 我的意思是,区域。 Well, less actual acreage. I mean, area.
我就把它买下了。我就把它买下了。 I'll take it. I'll take it.
好的,我从后面拿一个新的。 Okay, I'll get a fresh one from the back.
-谢谢。 喂,查理-。 - Thanks. - Hi, Charlie.
-嗨。 -嗨。 - Hi. - Hi.
噢,嗨。我跟克里斯。给你。 Oh, hi. I talked to Chris for you.
太棒了。 Great.
你认为他会打电话给我吗？还是什么? Do you think he's gonna call me or something?
他想写信 给你写信。 He wants to write you a letter.
一封信吗? A letter?
那不是通常你得到的东西，在结束婚姻关系时才有? Isn't that usually what you get at the end of a relationship?
不,实际上,这样很浪漫, 你知道,当你回想起来。 No, actually, it's really romantic, you know, when you think about it.
我给你说一下 如果你想要的东西。 I'll explain it to you outside if you want.
C.D.——,这将是你脸红。 -太棒了。 - C.D., here's your blush. - Great.
可能是你的包 能给我吗? Could you gift-wrap that for me, please?
哦,好的。 Oh, okay.
哦,这些物品, 我不要了。 Oh, and these items, I've decided against.
好的。 Okay.
有女朋友了吗? ——哦,不,不。 - Got a girlfriend? - Oh, no, no.
——这是我姐姐。 ——哦,你有姐妹吗? - It's for my sister. - Oh, you have a sister?
没有。这是我妹妹的女朋友。 No. It's for my sister's girlfriend.
你好吗? Hello?
噢,嗨,克里斯。 Oh, hi, Chris.
哦,不,我不做任何事。不,我只是.... Oh, no, I'm not doing anything. No, I was just....
我只是做一些鸡蛋。 I was just making some eggs.
是的,当然,快点结束。 Yeah, sure, come on over.
好的,再见。 Okay, bye.
你应该读了那封信，然后再把它寄出。 You should read the letter before I send it.
好的,太棒了。好吧,我们就去看它。 Great, great. Okay, we'll take a look at it.
只是一秒。完美的。 Just one second. Perfect.
这是一个手术,你在这里。 ——这是为什么,谢谢你。 - It's quite an operation you have here. - Why, thank you.
好了,好了,好了。让我们看一看这封信。 Okay, okay, okay. Let's take a look at that letter.
我认为这很好。 I think it's really good.
“亲爱的萝珊,怎么样? 想喝点什么吗? "Dear Roxanne, how's it going? Want to have a drink sometime?
如果你这么做了,检查这个盒子。” If you do, check this box."
好吗? Well?
你用多长时间弄的这个? -嗯,今天,你知道,从中午开始。 - How long did you work on this? - Well, today, you know, since noon.
中午。 Noon.
克里斯,那是一段很长的时间。 Chris, that's a very long time.
——你不能送她。 ——你是什么意思? - You can't send her this. - What do you mean?
这就是我们要做的。这是个很好的概念。 Here's what we're gonna do. It's a good concept.
但是她, 这一定是更有趣。 But for her, it's gotta be more interesting.
——我命苦。拿一支钢笔。 - I worked hard on that. - Take a pen.
拿一支钢笔,坐了下来。 让我问你一个问题。 Take a pen and sit down. Just let me ask you a question.
你对她的感觉如何? How do you feel about her?
我吗?她怎么样? Me? About her?
是的,你是怎么想的，当你第一次见到她? Yeah, how did you feel when you first saw her?
有感觉。 Horny.
好，好 Okay, okay.
但你不能说:“我觉得。” 你必须改变这一点。 But you can't say, "I felt horny." You have to change it a little.
你不得不说,“我觉得移动。 You have to say, "I felt moved.
活着。 Alive.
着火了。” On fire."
——那是美丽的。 -好的,现在。 - That's beautiful. - Okay, now.
当你第一次跟她讲话时你是怎么想的? How did you feel when you first spoke to her?
象一个蠢人一样。 Like a dickhead.
不，你不能写，"我感到好象是一个蠢人"。 No, you can't write, "I felt like a dickhead."
你必须说，你知道： You have to say, you know:
"我感到 好象是第一次站在阳光下的一个孩子 ... "I felt like a child standing in the sun for the first time...
...只感到你的光辉。 " ...feeling only your radiance."
光辉。 Radiance.
我喜欢那。 我要强调那个。 I like that. I'm gonna underline that.
好，现在，在你看见她之后，你要做什么？ Okay, now, what did you do after you saw her?
我会呕吐。 I puked.
"在看见你之后，我的唯一的食物是你"。 "After seeing you, my only nourishment was you."
C.D.——你给我写这封信。 你正在想的的事情——好了,你来做这件事。 - C.D., you write the letter. - You're doing good, you do it.
你知道怎么写,我当时的感受。你把它写下来,我会签字 You know how to say what I feel. You write it and I'll sign it.
-不,不,不,那是 ——-什么? - No, no, no, that's-- - What?
这是危险的。这就是在说谎。 That's dangerous. That's lying.
如果你写了我当时的感受。 Not if you write what I feel.
看,我就签下我的名字… Look, I'll just sign my name...
……你写信给萝珊，用你所想像的,我的感觉。 ...and you write to Roxanne what you imagine I'm feeling.
它会奏效。 It will work.
我可以想象，你觉得呢? What I would imagine you're feeling?
实际上已经写了一半。 It's practically half-written already.
不,你就必须改变。那就是,你知道,诗意的胡扯。 No, you'd have to change that. That's just, you know, poetic baloney.
——这是美丽的。 ——不,不用了。 - This is beautiful. - No, no.
为萝珊, 你需要一些令人吃惊的。 For Roxanne, you need something startling.
一些如此奇怪…… Something so strange...
它将使她不会合理。 ...that it would make her incapable of being reasonable.
-认为你能做它吗？ -它将是一项有趣的挑战。 - Think you can do it? - It would be an interesting challenge.
-你需要一支好钢笔。 -得到你最喜爱的钢笔 - You need a good pen. - Get your favorite pen.
这样好吧，好的。 行。 好。 These are good, these are good. These are good. All right.
以及一张有效的 支票。 And some good paper.
那真的是一个质量上乘的墨水笔. A quality that really takes the ink.
噢，食品。 -我正弄那 - Oh, the food. - I'm taking care of that.
-好吧。 -你刚刚不着急和 .... - Okay. - You just take your time and....
跟我来，跟我来，孩子。 在那里进入，排列成行。 排列成行。 Come on, come on, boys. Get in there, line up. Line up.
跟我来，跟我来。 Come on, come on.
-队长，跟我来。 -喂，队长。 - Come on, mayor. - Hi, mayor.
你好，队长。 Hello, mayor.
6 分半钟。 现在，那还可以。 Six and a half minutes. Now, that's not bad.
-让我们穿上用具。 快点。 - Let's get into our gear. - Fast.
-让我们进入。 小伙子，跟我来。 -迅速！ - Let's get in. Come on, guys. - Fast!
-快点一直走。 -赶快，进入。 - Keep going fast. - Hurry, get in.
咱们走吧,孩子们。 它在玩雪球,咱们走吧。 Let's go, boys. It's Operation Snowball, let's go.
“雪球”。 Snowball.
——“雪球”。 ——“雪球”。 - Snowball. - Snowball.
上车。 Take the truck.
嘿，来这里。 Hey, come here.
-雪球。 -跟我来。 - Snowball. - Come on.
雪球。 Snowball.
-雪球。 -基蒂，小猫，小猫。 - Snowball. - Kitty, kitty, kitty.
帮帮我。 Give me a hand.
基蒂。 Kitty.
去，去，去。 Go, go, go.
-你在做什么？ -罗尔斯顿。 - What are you doing? - Ralston.
告诉他们做什么。 Tell them what to do.
雪球 Snowball.
他下来了 He's coming.
噢，雪球。 Oh, Snowball.
- C.D. Hi, C.D. - C.D. - C.D. Hi, C.D. - C.D.
你好,长官? 结局怎样,一切都好吗? How are you doing there, chief? All's well that ends well, right?
孩子们?孩子 梯子。 Boys? Boys, the ladder's up.
小伙子们,小伙子们。 Boys, boys.
等等,孩子们。梯子没回去。 Wait, boys. The ladder's up.
梯子没收 孩子们。 The ladder is up, boys.
等等,等等,等等。 Wait, wait, wait.
看我让你们得到双倍清晰 Let me show you a double binary.
只是要集中处理那件事。 Just focus with that thing there.
你会看到它,你就会看见它。我有一个时间表。 You'll see it, you'll see it. I'm on a schedule.
-哦,是的。 -嘿,萝珊, 知道什么是一光年吗? - Oh, yeah. - Hey, Roxanne, what's a light-year?
同时作为一个普通的一年, 只有它拥有更少的热量。 Same as a regular year, only it has less calories.
它是什么? What is it?
它实际上是两对恒星，围绕着彼此…… It's actually two pairs of stars revolving around each other...
但是他们是如此遥远，它们看起来像一个。 ...but they're so far away they look like one.
是什么让他们聚在一起? What keeps them together?
互相吸引。 Mutual attraction.
这很浪漫。 That's fairly romantic.
在我的眼前 奇怪的引力正在運動中。 Strange attractors in my window of possible movement.
再说一次吗？ Say again?
激情热吻，我希望你能读你的嘴唇。 Passionate kisses I hope you'll read with your lips.
罗珊 Roxanne.
对不起。 Sorry.
来自我拿到的一封信的内容 只不过某些事情。 Just something from a letter I got.
噢，是吗？ Oh, yeah?
一封惊人的信。 An amazing letter.
-你喜欢它吗？ -不，我不喜欢它。 - You liked it? - No, I didn't like it.
-我爱它。 -真的。 - I loved it. - Really.
-谁的信？ -克里斯。 - Whose letter? - Chris.
——他能写呢? ——我被融化了。 - He can write? - I'm melting.
让我告诉你 那个哑铃状星云。 Let me show you that dumbbell nebula.
还有一些我不明白。 There's just something I don't get.
这里有一个家伙让我好几天了。 Here's a guy who dodges me for days.
所以我觉得他不感兴趣的…… So I figure he's not interested...
C.D.…给我，他想给我写一封信…… ...but C.D. tells me he wants to write me a letter...
……我想这会与他有关，他为什么不直接跟我说话…… ...and I figure it's gonna be about why he won't talk to me...
……但它不是。 ...but it's not.
它是奇怪和聪明的 ... It was strange and intelligent...
并且性感。 ...and sexual.
嘿,等一会儿。为什么是他写的吗? 他只住在附近的半里之内。 Hey, wait a minute. Why is he writing? He only lives a block and a half away.
查理。 Charlie.
你要我做什么? 约他出去吗? What do you want me to do? Ask him out for you?
她想要一个约会吗? She wants a date?
- C.D.,这都是因为你。 -嘿,快点,人们会—— - C.D., it's all because of you. - Hey, come on, people are gonna--
嘿,嘿,那又有什么关系呢? Hey, hey, what's the matter?
发生了什么事? 发生了什么事? What's the matter? What's the matter?
她想要看我,和我共进晚餐吗? -是的。 - She wants to see me tonight? - Yeah.
我今晚不去看她了。 I can't see her tonight.
——我想,这仅仅是3点。 -嘿,放松一下。 - I'm dying already, and it's only 3:00. - Hey, just relax.
放松,你没事了。 Relax, you're all right.
查理,你得帮帮我。如果我跟她说话,我会死的。 Charlie, you gotta help me. If I talk to her, I'll die.
好了,好了,这就是我们要做的。 Okay, okay, here's what we'll do.
我会给你一些提醒，然后你就可以这样说。 I'll give you something to memorize then you can just say it.
我记不住。 I can't memorize it.
——当然能。 ——我不能。 - Of course you can. - I can't.
不,人人都能记住它。 No, anyone can memorize it.
就像“面对国旗的效忠誓词。” 记住, 你呢? Say the "Pledge of Allegiance." You memorized that?
跟我来。 我拉住你的手。 Come on. I got your hand.
我说 .... I said....
我保证效忠这面旗 .... I pledge allegiance to the flag of....
哪个国家？ 我不知道，我紧张。 Which country? I don't know, I'm nervous.
好吧，我们会想起某些事情。 All right, we're gonna think of something.
我们现在将要想起某些事情。 We're gonna think of something now.
噢，傻孩子。 Oh, boy.
- 嘿 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
这次没有写信。 就面对面。 No letter this time. Just face to face.
好啊 Yeah.
你想要坐在外面吗？ -我想要坐在外面吗？ - You wanna sit outside? - Do I wanna sit outside?
是 Yes.
在这里吗？ Here?
在门廊上这里吗？ 是的，是。 Here on the porch? Yes, yes.
-太棒了。 我们可以坐下来,就在这里。 - Great. - We can sit right here.
是的,非常好。 Yeah, great.
这是一个愉快的夜晚。 It's a lovely evening.
哦,是的。 Oh, yes.
这是一个美妙的晚上…… It is an exquisite evening...
充满神秘的预兆 ... ...filled with mysterious portents...
.魔幻般的浪漫。 ...magic and romance.
你为什么戴那顶帽子？ Why are you wearing that hat?
为什么？ Why?
嗯，因为 .... Well, because....
不要恐慌，保持平静，保持平静。 Don't panic, stay calm, stay calm.
因为今晚我是一个猎人。 Because tonight I am a hunter.
因为今晚，我是一个猎人。 Because tonight, I am a hunter.
寻找话。 Hunting for words.
太好了。 好。 就这样。 That's good. That's okay. That's okay.
我是你的被捕食的动物吗？ Am I your prey?
是的，但不是无防备的。 Yes, but not a defenseless one.
是的 Yes.
但不是无防备的。 But not a defenseless one.
并非一只兔子。 Not a rabbit.
你是一头母狮。 You are a lioness.
警惕和敏感。 Alert and sensitive.
警惕和敏感 ... Alert and sensitive...
让我手足无措。 ...to every misstep.
我明白了。 I see.
准备好移动得稍微接近于她。 Get ready to move a little closer to her.
因此，我必须悄悄移动。 Therefore, I must move silently.
向你靠近。 Moving in toward you.
伸出你的手 Reach out your hand.
我的手将伸向你。 My hand out reaching to....
三档 三档 加速279转 Car 3, Car 3. Proceed to the 279.
什么？ What?
你确定吗? 你确定用三档? Do you confirm? Car 3, do you confirm?
-证实吗? -确认.... - - Confirm what? - Confirm....
确认我的感情。确认我的感情。 Confirm my feelings. Confirm my feelings.
确认我的感情。 Confirm my feelings.
是的。 Yes.
因为这里 有一颗…… Because there is a heart here...
你想要知道…… ...that wants yours to know...
那主要是 有可能跳到502。 ...that there's a possible 502 on Main.
-着手主要部分。 -什么？ - Proceed to Main. - What?
确认，着手主要部分。 你确认吗？ Confirm, proceed to Main. Do you confirm?
你还不是一个猎人吗？ You're not a hunter anymore?
并非一个猎人吗？ Not a hunter?
No. No.
我的意思是，是。 I mean, yeah.
是的 .... It's....
外面真的好美，不是吗？ It's really nice out, isn't it?
真的，真的，它真的是 .... It's really, really, really....
我下面说的单词是什么？ What's the word I'm looking for?
好 外面好 Nice. Nice out.
是的，好，那是。 Yeah, nice, that's it.
那么 现在你是气象报告员吗？ So now you're the weatherman?
我爱你的信。 I loved your letter.
它很美。 It was beautiful.
你在哪里学习 的写作？ Where'd you learn to write like that?
通常的地方。 The usual places.
文笔非常流畅。 It seemed very extemporaneous.
谢谢 Thank you.
说别的事情。 Say something.
令人惊叹的事情，象在你的信里一样 Something wonderful, like in your letter.
-嗯，让我们看见 .... -你能把夜晚告诉我。 - Well, let's see.... - You can tell me about the night.
-夜晚非常顺畅。 -什么？ - The night is very extemporaneous. - What?
这狂热。 This is wild.
-是的. - 是吗? - Yeah. - Yeah?
夜晚狂热。 -狂热。 - The night is wild. - Wild.
喜欢狂热的爱情。 Like love can be wild.
爱是狂热的。 狂热和脱口而出。 Love is wild. Wild and extemporaneous.
对 Yes.
说浪漫的事情。 Say something romantic.
浪漫。 Romantic.
每当你走近她 什么鸟事突然出现? Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
我唱一支歌,好吗? Isn鈥檛 that from a song?
哦,他们要制作成一首歌。 Well, they made it into a song.
你写了这首歌吗? You wrote the song?
没 No.
但我喜欢那首歌。我喜欢它 But I like that song. I like it.
用你自己的话。 You use your own words.
你... You....
你有一个强壮的身体。 You have a great body.
你的拳头 -- Your knockers--
并非你的拳头，你的胸部。 你的胸部看起来象瓜。 Not your knockers, your breasts. Your breasts are like melons.
并非瓜。 象枕头一样。 Not melons. Like pillows.
是吗 --? 我能摸你的枕头，或许吗？ Could I--? Can I fluff your pillows, maybe?
-我必须现在进去。 -等会。 - I have to go in now. - Wait.
-6月' 85。 -什么？ - June '85. - What?
你不是本月的游伴吗？ 6月' 85吗？ Weren't you the Playmate of the Month? June '85?
狗屎。 Shit.
"我能摸你的枕头吗"？ "Can I fluff your pillows?"
好，我慌张。 我恐慌。 Okay, I got flustered. I panicked.
你必须帮助我。 她想要我。 You gotta help me. She wanted me.
——这又不是工作。 ——我不认为我能。 - It was working. - I don't think I could after that.
瞧,她想要的人，看起来像我一样,会谈。 Look, she wants somebody that looks like me and talks like you.
等等,等等。 Wait a minute, wait a minute.
-算了。 ——不,嘿,嘿,来到这里。来这里。 - Forget it. - No, hey, hey, come here. Come here.
——不,来到这里。来吧。 ——别干这事。别让我现在就做。 - No, come here. Come on. - Don't do it. Don't make me do it now.
哦,不。 你站在这里,在窗户上。 Oh, no. You stand here, under the window.
我会在她看不见的地方。我轻轻给你说。 I'll be there out of sight. I'll whisper to you what to say.
等等,等等,等等。 Wait, wait, wait.
如果她听到你——吗? -嘿,才行。走了。 - What if she hears you? - Hey, just go. Go.
萝珊。 Roxanne.
不,这里。 No, here.
用这个。 Use this.
你能放轻松 一旦出现在你的生活中? Could you go easy for once in your life?
该死的。见鬼了，你以为你在干什么? Goddamn it. What in the hell do you think you're doing?
对不起,我很抱歉。坚持下去。 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Hold on.
听我说。我有很多话要说。 Listen to me. I got a lot to say.
——我想说 -走开。 - I wanna say-- - Go away.
萝珊,等等,等等。我只是想告诉你—— Roxanne, wait, wait. I just wanna tell you that--
告诉我什么呢?我真的建造的? Tell me what? That I'm really built?
不,一点也不像 No, nothing like--
——我说你什么好呢? ——你是白痴。 - What do I say? - You were an idiot.
——我是白痴,萝珊。 你想你以前,。 - I was an idiot, Roxanne. - You bet you were.
萝珊,等等。来这里。 Roxanne, wait. Come here.
我—— -等等,停止。 - I-- - Wait, stop.
我——C.D.、帮助我。 I-- C.D., help me.
我想说我是—— 是的,我是个白痴,你是对的。 I wanna say that I was-- Yeah, I was an idiot, and you're right.
我真的很.... I was really....
快乐吗?晕了? Happy? Dizzy?
哦,口渴,口渴。 Oh, thirsty, thirsty.
这是愚蠢的。 This is stupid.
愚蠢,愚蠢。 Stupid, stupid.
是的,我是愚蠢的。 Yeah, I was stupid.
我也...., And I was also....
旅行，旅行吗？ Tripping, tripping?
常出差错。 Bumbling.
我是一个愚蠢，常出差错的指针。 I was a stupid, bumbling pointer.
-指针吗？ -不，不。 - Pointer? - No, no.
愚蠢的,我的意思是,蠢驴。是的。 Stupid, I mean, stupid ass. Yeah.
那么，你为什么说那些东西呢? So why'd you say those things?
为什么我说那些东西呢? Why'd I say those things?
告诉她你害怕。 Tell her you were afraid.
——因为我害怕。 ——那我呢? - Because I was afraid. - Of me?
你这是什么意思,害怕吗? 你还怕什么? What do you mean, afraid? You were afraid of what?
告诉她你害怕的话。 Tell her you were afraid of words.
什么,什么,什么? What, what, what?
“说话” Words.
因为我害怕虫，罗克珊，虫。 Because I was afraid of worms, Roxanne, worms.
虫吗？ Worms?
-你对我说什么？ -来这里，来。 - What are you saying to me? - Come here, come.
虫吗？ 虫吗？ Worm? Worm?
我说虫了吗？ 我意思是“说话”，罗珊。 Did I say worms? I meant words, Roxanne.
这是太难了。把你外套给我。 This is too hard. Give me your coat.
单词,单词。他们都用完了。 Words, words. They're all used up.
他们还很难说。 They're hard to say.
全部被浪费 -- 把它给我。 All been wasted-- Give it to me.
--关于洗发水广告，以及广告和调味品。 --on the shampoo commercials, and the ads, and the flavorings.
全部那些美丽的话，我的意思是，你怎样能爱地板蜡？ All those beautiful words, I mean, how can you love a floor wax?
什么？ What?
你怎样能爱尿布？ How can you love a diaper?
我怎么能使用赞美你的同样的话… How can I use the same word about you...
那和其他人不都一样了吗？ ...that someone else uses about a stuffing?
我对你的爱在爆炸, 同时，我不能使用词汇。 I'm exploding with love for you, and I can't use the word.
我不能听到你。 I can't hear you.
那是因为我的言语在寻找，他们找不到你。 It's because my words have to rise up and they're having trouble finding you.
听我说，你不会有问题 You're not having trouble hearing me.
哦,你的声音漂浮下来。 Well, your voice floats down.
但要小心。 But be careful.
你一句强硬的话，掉下来能杀死我。 One hard word from you at that height kills me.
给我你的帽子，给我你的帽子。 Give me your hat, give me your hat.
噢，闭嘴。 Oh, shut up.
你的声音和原来不同。 Your voice sounds different.
当然它不同。 Of course it's different.
我不必再小心。 I don't have to be careful anymore.
我有夜色的保护。 I'm protected by the night.
我能处于正常状态，罗珊。 I can be myself, Roxanne.
-噢，上帝，你的名字看起来象一把刀。 -狗屎。 - Oh, God, your name is like a knife. - Shit.
-站在我能看见你的地方。 -不。 - Stand where I can see you. - No.
为什么？ Why?
我的声音，只有我的声音。 My voice, only my voice.
你不需要见我。 请听我说。 You don't need to see me. Just listen to me.
我知道，我现在只有一分钟对你交谈。 I know I only have a minute here to talk to you.
并且我正想知道是否我写给你的信触动你。 And I was just wondering if what I wrote to you touched you.
它做到了。 It did.
它有文采。 It was eloquent.
哦,不,不是口若悬河,只是很诚实。 Oh, no, not eloquent, just honest.
看哪,我在你周围的轨道上。 See, I am in orbit around you.
我对你没有重量,暂停, 喜欢蓝色的男人在夏加尔…… I'm suspended, weightless over you, like the blue man in the Chagall...
盘旋,挂在你… 在一个疯狂的吻。 ...just hovering, hanging over you in a delirious kiss.
昨天在街上, 我发誓我听见你的名字。 Yesterday on the street, I swore I heard your name.
我发誓,我听到有人说它。 I swore I heard someone say it.
当我转过身来, 却没有人。 And I turned, and there was nobody there.
仅仅五个小鸟冒出地面。 Just five birds rising off the ground.
并且当他们的翅膀撞击空气时，我再次听到你的名字。 And when their wings hit the air, I heard your name again.
只为那一秒，我是他们中的一个。 Just for that second, I was one of them.
罗克珊，敲击出你的名字。 Pounding out your name, Roxanne.
罗克珊。 Roxanne.
一句话，两个音节刻在我的头里面。 A word of two syllables locked inside my head.
你明白 .... You see....
我是，并且我总是 ... I am, and I will always be...
无限制爱你的那个人。 ...the one who loved you without limits.
你在谈论什么？ What are you talking about?
它是太多。 It's too much.
快点。 Go on.
她正听着。 继续，继续。 It's working. Go on, go on.
这现在是我的整个生活 ... This is my whole life right now...
站在这里，象这样和你交谈 ... ...standing here, talking to you like this...
我想要说的说事情但是不能。 ...saying things I've wanted to say but couldn't.
你为什么不能对我交谈？ Why couldn't you talk to me?
因为我害怕让你嘲笑我。 Because I was afraid of having you laugh at me.
-那如此傻。 -不。 不，不，不，你知道如果。 - That's so silly. - No. No, no, not if you knew.
当你伸手去摘一颗星星时，有很长的一段路程要走。 When you're reaching for a star, there's a long way to fall.
我几乎从来没有让此刻发生 I almost never let this moment happen.
现在我感到抱歉，为谁而永不再来。 And now I feel sorry for people for whom it never comes.
我爱你 I love you.
你让我不能呼吸，你让我几乎窒息。 I have breathed you in, and I am suffocating.
我发疯。 我不能继续。 I am crazy. I can't go on.
这就是全部。 This is all too much.
我开始感到有点眩晕。 I'm starting to feel a little dizzy.
并且我开始感到稍微干喝 ... And I'm starting to feel a little drunk...
因为我已经让你在那里向上发抖。 ...because I have made you tremble up there.
并且你正发抖，不是吗？ And you are trembling, aren't you?
象棵树上的一片叶一样。 Like a leaf on a tree.
-我想要对你做爱。 -克里斯，关闭。 - I wanna make love to you. - Shut up, Chris.
什么？ What?
我正告诉我自己闭嘴，因为这次，我已经过火。 I was telling myself to shut up, because this time, I've gone too far.
我将告诉你什么时候你已经过火。 I'll tell you when you've gone too far.
她想要我们。 She wants us.
看一下,C.D.,没关系。 Lookit, C.D., it's okay.
或早或晚,你能做到的。 Sooner or later, you can do it.
拜托,拜托。 Come on, come on.
来吧,C.D.,做,做它。 Come on, C.D., do it, do it.
罗克珊，不要认为我不知道你。 Roxanne, don't think I don't know you.
不要认为我让你觉得有失身份 Don't think I haven't felt you beneath me.
我知道你想要的。 你拥有的东西,不是吗? And I know you've imagined it. You have, haven't you?
躺在床上,我来找你。 Lying back into your bed with me.
我会找到。 I have.
不会有另一个今晚,萝珊。 There will never be another tonight, Roxanne.
当我们能喝这条河时 我们为什么要啜饮这茶杯呢？ Why should we sip from a teacup when we can drink from the river?
有一个微小的词。 There's a tiny word.
这不是一个名词,它不是一个动词, 这不是一个形容词。 It's not a noun, it's not a verb, it's not an adjective.
我不知道那是什么。 I don't know what it is.
但如果你说我今晚, 所有这些黑暗会离开。 But if you said it to me tonight, all this blackness would go away.
你和我将联系起来 通过一条隧道的光。 You and I would be connected by a tunnel of light.
克里斯,这话是什麽意思? What is the word, Chris?
是的 Yes.
是的, 罗珊. Yes, Roxanne.
是的 Yes.
是的. Yes.
好 克里斯。 Yes, Chris.
是的。 Yes.
-是的。是的。 -太棒了。我们做到了,这是我们做的。 - Yeah. Yeah. - Great. We did it, we did it.
C.D. C.D.
C.D.,我们打得很好。 C.D., we were great.
我想我爱上她。 I think I'm in love.
哦,上帝,我做到了。 Oh, God, I did it.
噢,见鬼,我做到了。 Oh, shit, I did it.
哦,上帝。 Oh, God.
-嘿，距达拉斯两分钟。 -是的。 - Hey, it's two minutes to Dallas. - Yeah.
Oh, C.D. Oh, C.D.
-你好吗？ -噢，C.D。 - Are you all right? - Oh, C.D.
你好吗？ 你弄伤自己了吗？ Are you all right? Did you hurt yourself?
-我在哪里？ -你在纳尔逊。 - Where am I? - You're in Nelson.
纳尔逊？ Nelson?
嗨，我在家。 Why, I'm home.
他们带我回家。 再见。 They brought me home. Bye.
-星期几？ -星期五。 - What day is it? - Friday.
-达拉斯亮着。 -星期五吗？ - Dallas is on. - Friday?
然后没有花费时间。 它没及时存在。 Then it took no time. It didn't exist in time.
-什么？ -航天器。 - What? - The spacecraft.
我正散步。 一艘航天器正在我的前面着陆。 I was walking along. A spacecraft landed right in front of me.
——告诉我们的。我读了关于这方面——的谘询。 - Tell us. - I read about this in the Enquirer.
有灯,在它吗? -灯吗? - Did it have lights on it? - Lights?
你从未见过这么多的灯。 You never saw so many lights.
它就像百老汇。然后这扇门打开了。 It was like Broadway. Then this door opened.
一个生物出来了, 他的掌心上有很大的雾团。 A creature came out, had big suckers on his palms.
他像这样: He walked like this:
然后,他把他的手心, 放在我的脸上。 Then he took his palms, put them right on my face.
带我到萝珊的房子。他说他们想要保护我。 Took me over to Roxanne's house. He said they wanted to observe me.
萝珊的房子——吗? 他们在哪里 ——现在。 - At Roxanne's house? - That's where they are right now.
这是废话。我们会想念达拉斯。 This is bullshit. We'll miss Dallas.
-来吧,女孩,咱们走吧。 - 好。 - Come on, girls, let's go. - Okay.
你认为我是坚果,,你不这样认为吗? -没有。 - You think I'm nuts, don't you? - No.
他们想要问我，关于老年妇女。 They wanted to ask me about older women.
——这是为什么呢? ——他们想发生性关系。 - Why? - They wanted to have sex with them.
-在哪里? ——在这里,,在这里,在南非前总统纳尔逊。 - Where? - Here, here, right here in Nelson.
他们想要 开始了一群超人…… They wanted to start a colony of supermen...
因为他们说，我引用，所以谁将与老妇人发生性关系： ...who would have sex with older women, because they said, I quote:
他们真的知道他们正做什么"。 "They really know what they're doing."
-我们做吗？ -它如此长。 - We do? - It's been so long.
噢，女孩，女孩，做你，实际上相信有来自外太空的动物 ... Oh, girls, girls, do you actually believe there are creatures from outer space...
谁想要与老妇人发生性关系？ ...who wanna have sex with older women?
-让我们去检查它。 -噢，亲爱的，噢，亲爱的。 - Let's go and check it out. - Oh, dear, oh, dear.
罗克珊！ 罗克珊，帮助。 罗克珊。 Roxanne! Roxanne, help. Roxanne.
测试。 Testing.
跟我来。 Come on.
你好。 Hello.
测试，测试。 Testing, testing.
上帝，我昨晚紧张。 God, I was nervous last night.
不舒服，我不知道。 相信我，我没说任何事情。 Uncomfortable, I don't know. Believe me, I didn't say anything.
我只不过 -- 我太哑，我的意思是，我也为那付出代价。 I'm just-- I'm too dumb, I mean, I'm too smart for that.
是的。 Yeah.
你是什么意思，神经？ 多神经？ What do you mean, nervous? How nervous?
我真正紧张。 是的，神经。 I was real nervous. Yeah, nervous.
真正神经吗？ Real nervous?
请问我能要你停止噪音吗？ Can I ask you to stop the noise, please?
你意思是，你知道，如此紧张以致于你不能 -- You mean, you know, so nervous that you couldn't--
嘿，C.D。 Hey, C.D.
是的，跟我来，你知道，这足够令人难堪。 Yeah, come on, you know, it's embarrassing enough.
是啊 Yeah.
好，看，我不能做它第3 次。 Okay, look, I couldn't do it a third time.
你好,这是那个时刻 我们等待已久的。 Hello, this is the moment we've all been waiting for.
十月开始吧。 Let Oktoberfest begin.
这个城镇，你不会得到任何东西。 This town. You can't get anything going.
狗屎 对不起！ Shit. I'm sorry.
- 嗨 -嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
-看上去很漂亮。C.D.——在吗? - Looks nice. - C.D. in?
- 在. - 好. - Yeah. - Yeah.
C.D.? C.D.?
-是吗?在这里。 C.D. - - Yeah? Here. - C.D.
-我在20 分钟内赶上一架飞机。 -为什么？ - I'm catching a plane in 20 minutes. - Why?
我从大学得到一个电话。 I got a call from the university.
我关于彗星的判断是正确的。 I was right about the comet.
噢，上帝，好极了。 Oh, God, that's fantastic.
我想要首先告诉你。 I wanted to tell you first.
你是我能表示感激的一个人。 You're the one person who could appreciate it.
-恭喜你，那太棒了。 -感谢。 - Congratulations, that's great. - Thanks.
你著名。 You're famous.
-克里斯在周围吗？ -噢，不，我没看见他。 - Is Chris around? - Oh, no, I haven't seen him.
嗯，或许你能告诉他我在哪里。 Well, maybe you can tell him where I am.
我要走大约一个星期 I'm gonna be gone about a week.
——这是我的地址。 - 好。 - Here's my address. - Okay.
——这是我的地址。 -好。 - Ask him to write me. - All right.
——告诉他我来找过他,好吗? -是的。 - And tell him to knock me over, okay? - Yeah.
我走在空气中。 I was walking on air.
我像羽毛一样漂浮在"枕头"的空气里。 Now I'm walking on feathers on pillows on air.
- Bye. - Bye. - Bye. - Bye.
-啤酒吗? -是的。 - Beer? - Yeah.
-草稿吗? -是的,有点问题。 - Draft? - Yeah, a little bit.
这很好。 我将 -- 如果我拿到，我就穿上毛线衫 .... It's okay. I'll just-- I can put on my sweater if I get....
有意思。 That's really funny.
你在这里可以见到很多人 大多没有幽默感。 You can get so many guys in here with no sense of humor.
没有幽默感的人。 No sense of humor at all.
我认为幽默感真的很重要，不是吗？ I think a sense of humor's really important, don't you?
是的，我认为它是重要的。 Yeah, I think it's real important.
好吧 Okay.
来一张牌，让你的饮料价钱低些。 One hand of low-ball for your drink.
怎么弄？ What's low-ball?
你想办法得到最坏的牌。 You try and get the worst hand.
好，高杯酒的一个低球。 Okay, a low-ball for a highball.
你真逗。 You're a riot.
你可以去拉斯维加斯。 You could be a dealer in Vegas.
我知道，我去了和一个女朋友。 I know. I went to Tahoe with a girlfriend.
在那里,我们呆了三天。 -哦,是么? - We're moving there in three days. - Oh, yeah?
是的是的 Yeah, yeah.
看,他们喜欢年轻的鸡尾酒女服务生… See, they like young cocktail waitresses there...
……你可以赚大钱。 ...and you can make big money.
我听说一个女孩有一万美元的小费 从一个赢了的赌徒那 简直太幸运了。 I heard one girl got a $10,000 tip from a gambler that got lucky.
- 10大张? - 1万。 - Ten grand? - Ten grand.
那就好了。 That'd be nice.
当我老了, 我可能会搬到雷纳…… Then when I'm older, I'll probably move to Reno...
他们… 像老鸡尾酒女服务生。 ...where they like older cocktail waitresses.
而且只有60英里远 Besides, it's only 60 miles away.
你拿到什么？ What do you got?
我得到9，7，5，3 和两点。 I got a nine, a seven, a five, a three and a deuce.
那是我看见的最坏的手。 That's the worst hand I ever saw.
你赢了。 You win.
好，噢。 Oh, okay.
-你从哪来？ -阿尔布开克。 - Where you from? - Albuquerque.
A-L-B-U-Q-U-E-R-Q-U-E. A-L-B-U-Q-U-E-R-Q-U-E.
这是赌博的一间老酒吧。 It's an old bar bet.
-真的吗？ -是的。 - Really? - Yeah.
-你知道我真的想去哪儿吗？ -哪里？ - Know where I really wanna go? - Where?
-旧金山。 -我到过那里。 - San Francisco. - I've been there.
-你到过那里？ 真的吗？ -是的。 - You've been there? Really? - Yeah.
-它是什么样的？ -噢，太棒了。 - What's it like? - Oh, it's great.
-我真的是一个49 ers 球迷。 -是吗 - I'm really a 49ers fan. - Yeah?
其实 没有这么多的巨人,。我只是.... Not so much the Giants, though. I just....
及红杉, 哦,你应该去看看他们。 And the redwoods, oh, you should see them.
我想去那里,只是。 I just like to go there and just be.
当我去时总带一样的东西，一种肉三明治。 I always take, like, a meat sandwich with me when I go.
我认为这真是太好了,你已经去过了。 I think it's so great you've traveled.
你真有趣。 ——我很努力。 - You're really interesting. - I try to be.
当一个人发现另一个人有趣时 ... When one person finds another person interesting...
然后他们变得对那个人有兴趣。 ...then they become interesting to that person.
就像你看见罗克珊，不是吗？ You see Roxanne, don't you?
嗯，你知道，有点儿，但不是 -- Well, you know, kind of, but not--
-是的，我最好停止对你交谈。 -不。 不。 - Yeah, I better quit talking to you. - No. No.
-她是我有点儿感觉的一位朋友。 -我们能交谈。 - She's kind of a friend of mine. - We can talk.
那不是问题。 That's no problem.
好吧 Okay.
下一步，你要告诉我你到过纽约。 Next you're gonna tell you've been to New York.
-是到过纽约。 -Jeez，我其实是开玩笑。 - Been to New York. - Jeez, I was just kidding.
-你真的去过？ -是的。 - And you really have? - Yeah.
上帝 God.
我的名字是克里斯。 My name's Chris.
我知道 I know.
我是姗迪。 I'm Sandy.
-很高兴见认识你。 -感谢。 - It's good to meet you. - Thanks.
我们出去。 是的。 There we go. Yeah.
过来 Come on.
是的，我们才出去。 Yeah, here we go.
是的 Yeah.
你喜欢这个小洞“博蒂, 你站在这。 You love the little birdies so much, you give them this to perch on.
很好 All right.
- 嗨 C.D. -你好吗? - Hi, C.D. - How are you doing?
- 你好吗? - 很好. - Good. How are you? - Fine.
- 回见 - 再见, C.D. - See you. - Bye, C.D.
- Hi, C.D. - Hey, hi. - Hi, C.D. - Hey, hi.
-你好吗? -好,很好。 - How you doing? - Good, good.
嘿,长官。 Hey, chief.
谢谢你的帮助,女士们。 Thanks for the help, ladies.
-怎么了? ——哦,好。 - What's up? - Oh, fine.
我的意思是说,没有。 I mean, nothing.
没有了。 Nothing is up.
——想喝点什么吗? - 是的。 - Want anything to drink? - Yeah.
但是我要求另一种，把它给我。 But if I ask for another one, give it to me.
罗尔斯顿，请问你能给我们拿瓶酒吗？ Ralston, could you bring us a bottle of wine, please?
好的 Yeah.
很好 All right.
你能坐、能睡还能刷牙呢 What can you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with?
这是一个谜。 It's a riddle.
你能坐、能睡还能刷牙呢 What can you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with?
我不知道 I don't know.
一张椅子,一张床,一把牙刷。 A chair, a bed and a toothbrush.
你的酒,在这里。 Your wine, right here.
-队长。 -谢谢。 - Chief. - Thanks.
谢了 Thanks.
你指什么? What's the point?
问题的关键在于,有时, 答案很明显的…… The point is that sometimes, the answer is so obvious...
……你没看到。 ...that you don't see it.
它是显而易见的。就像你的鼻子 It's as plain as the nose on your face.
你应该告诉她。 You should tell her.
告诉谁什么？ Tell who what?
告诉罗珊 你爱他 Tell Roxanne that you love her.
-实际上，我已经告诉她。 -你做了吗？ - Actually, I already told her. - You did?
上周我对她示爱。 Last week I made love to her.
嗯,太好了,太好了。 Well, great, great.
实际这不是我。这只是我的一种想法。 It wasn't actually me. It was just sort of me.
但是,我一人..谁说所有的事情…… But I was the one who said all the right things...
……我使她感到了正确的方法。 ...and I made her feel the right way.
而且你知道, 它不是真实的我…… And, you know, it just wasn't the actual me...
...很没面子。 ...who did the honors.
嗯。... Well....
这的冬天最可恶，我从没见过。 This is the deadest place I've ever seen.
嘿，迪克西，你还提供那种棉绒芯吗？ Hey, Dixie, have you been serving that tripe quiche again?
为什么你没穿毛皮衣？ 我认为你走了。 How come you're not wearing fur? I thought you were off.
克里斯要我站在里。 Chris asked me to stand in.
罗克珊打电话。 她将回来。 Roxanne called. She's coming to town.
他让6：30点左右接她。 He picked her up around 6:30.
-我得把信的事告诉他。 - 查理。 - I've got tell him about the letters. - Charlie.
C.D., C.D. C.D., C.D.
-现在没有，现在没有。 -C.D。 - Not now, not now. - C.D.
-我不知道那是什么。 -是的。 - I don't know what that was. - Yeah.
-喂，小伙子。 -嘿，安迪，你干什么？ - Hi, guys. - Hey, Andy, how you doing?
-谁和C.D.在一起？ -我不知道，他行动奇怪。 - What's with C.D.? - I don't know, he's acting strange.
你饿吗？ Are you hungry?
-我们为什么不预订一些食品？ -我刚刚吃一罐意大利面。 - Why don't we order some food? - I just had a pot of spaghetti.
-我想要一份牛肉饼加乳酪。 -好，牛肉饼加乳酪，意大利面 .... - I want a cheeseburger. - Okay, cheeseburger, spaghetti....
来。 Coming.
等一下,我马上就回来。 -好。 - Just a sec, I'll be right back. - Okay.
上帝,我讨厌这个。 God, I hate this.
-克里斯,克里斯。 ——你在这儿干什么? - Chris, Chris. - What are you doing here?
——一个人也没有。 ——她来了,走出去,滚出去。 - There's no one there. - She's coming, get out, get out.
-什么? ——空无一人。 - What? - There was no one there.
到底是怎么回事呢? What is going on?
没事,我出去看看,就明白了。好的。 No, I'll get it, I'll get it. Okay.
好的,没问题。 All right, all right.
嘿, 克里斯 克里斯. Hey, Chris, Chris.
C.D. C.D.
也许只是孩子。 Probably just kids.
- 哦 上帝. 该死的孩子 现在。- - Oh, God. - Damn kids nowadays.
这样你就知道了，为什么我早回来吗? So you know why I came back early?
噢,上帝!到那里去,门铃又响一遍。 Oh, God, there goes that doorbell again.
——没人按门铃。 听我说,你,要回答这个问题。 - There's no doorbell. - I heard it, you should answer it.
等等,等等,但很快就消失了。 我也听见了。 Wait, wait, there it goes again. I heard it.
-克里斯。是小孩子 ——也许。 - Chris. - Probably some kids.
那么，跟我来，我将找到它。 Come on, I'll get it, then.
-你 --克里斯，没有门铃。 - You-- - Chris, there was no doorbell.
别担心,好吗? 我会照顾这一切。 Don't worry, okay? I'll take care of all this.
为什么是我? Why me?
在那里了。 There it was again.
不要感到惊讶，如果她提到的信件。 Don't be surprised if she mentions letters.
-什么? ——你给她写几个字母。 - What? - You wrote her a few letters.
我所做的一切吗? I did?
-有多少? - 3。 - How many? - Three a day.
三。她才走了六天。 Three a day. She's been gone six days.
三的六倍是18。 Six times three is 18.
- 20。 - 20吗? - Well, 20. - Twenty?
那么。是的。 Or so. Yeah.
我靠 Shit.
没有人。 Nobody there.
- 克里斯 - 嗯? - Chris? - Yes?
——你知道为什么我早回来吗? —— - Do you know why I came back early? - Well--
每一天,每一小时, 你寄给我的新事物。 Every day, every hour, you sent me something new.
我再也无法忍受了。 I couldn't stand it anymore.
我必须见你。 I had to see you.
噢,它只是字母。 Oh, it was just letters.
20左右。 Twenty or so.
想我写的东西。 Think of what you wrote.
哦,我在努力。 Well, I'm trying.
等等,我想知道,真的是你。 -不, 真的是我。 - Wait, I wanna know the real you. - No, not the real me.
我对那个晚上，在窗户旁边。 The one I spoke to that night at the window.
这真的是我。 This is the real me.
你知道,一直是克里斯。 You know, good old Chris.
我喜欢外出。我喜欢很多东西, 你知道,举重。 I like hanging out. I like mixing it up, you know, lifting weights.
我对我的的长相很自信。 I'm into my body.
克里斯,你没有跟我提做那件事。 Chris, you don't have to do that with me.
我知道你跟你的信件。那是我爱的人。 I know you from your letters. That's the person I'm in love with.
我不只是可爱, 我不能走吧,对不对? Couldn't I just be cute, couldn't I, huh?
哦,克里斯,你没有看见吗? Oh, Chris, don't you see?
-你的美与丑是不重要的。 -不。 - It wouldn't matter if you were ugly. - No.
我想要你教我，你所知道的。 I want you to teach me what you know.
——我能演奏一点吉他。 ——我想和你在一起。 - I can play the guitar a little. - I wanna travel with you.
不,我讨厌面食。 No, I hate pasta.
我想去听音乐会,跟你在一起的感觉。我们可以跳舞,或者是什么? - I wanna go to concerts with you. - We could boogie or what?
-我们可以聊天,克里斯。我们可以坐而论道。 -讲话吗? - We can talk, Chris. We can just talk. - Talk?
萝珊,我只是.... Roxanne, I'm just....
我... I'm....
我觉得有点.... I'm feeling a little....
我感觉并不好,萝珊。我得走了。 I'm not feeling good, Roxanne. I gotta go.
那么,你还来不来? So you coming or not?
来 Yeah.
告诉她,吗? ——我不能。 - Gonna tell her? - I can't.
克里斯，你应该告诉她 Chris, you have to tell her.
——这样不好。 -是的。 - It isn't nice. - Yeah.
瞧,你有吗? Look, you got any paper?
我能给她写信。 I could write her.
我有很多经验。 I've got a lot of experience at that.
是的,我有一些纸，在汽车仪表板上。我拿给你。 Yeah, I have some paper in the glove compartment. I'll get it.
杰瑞,杰瑞,杰瑞。 Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.
杰瑞 Jerry.
-喂，头。 -喂，安迪。 - Hi, chief. - Hi, Andy.
-罗克珊给你打电话。 -问你好。 问你好。 - Roxanne called. - You'll be okay. You'll be okay.
她听起来很怪异。 She sounded real weird.
她想要你立刻过去。 She wants you to come over right away.
杰瑞 Jerry.
杰瑞,你得起来对战。 Jerry, you get your rematch.
——他欠我50元。 -杰里。 - He owes me 50 bucks. - Jerry.
你是动物 You animal.
你这动物 You animal.
进来 Come in.
这是什么？ What is it?
给我读读 Read this.
亲爱的罗珊 "Dear Roxanne.
我从没有遇见过比你更聪明漂亮的人 I've met somebody else, and she's real cute too.
我希望我没有伤害你, 但是,我也许会。 I hope I haven't hurt you, but I probably did.
这真的太棒了。你知道我爱你。你。 It was really great knowing you.
现在, 我将会成为一个经销商在塔。 And now, I'm going to be a dealer in Tahoe.
“你truley—— Yours truley--"
T-R-U-L-E-Y. T-R-U-L-E-Y.
"——克里斯。” "--Chris."
然后我在门口发现了这个。 And then I found this along with it under the door.
读它。大声点读。 Read it. Read it out loud.
“这一整天,我不知她在哪里? "All day long, I think where is she?
她现在干些什么呢? What is she doing now?
偶尔, 我在街上遇到你…… Occasionally, I see you on the street...
……我感到紧张，在我的肚子里。 ...and I feel the nerves in my stomach.
一象被谁撞了。” A wave crashing over me."
所以他——那是—— -继续下去。 - It's so him-- - Go on.
“我记得所有关于你…… "I remember everything about you...
一切行动，不管它看起来是多无意义。 ...every move, no matter how insignificant it might seem.
7月11日，下午2：30。 July 11th, 2:30 in the afternoon.
我.... I....
你改变你的头发。 You changed your hair.
不是很多，但我注意到了。 Not that much, but I noticed.
我觉得，我曾看着太阳太长时间了。 And it was as though I had looked at the sun too long.
我闭上双眼，这些事情历历在目。 I could close my eyes and see it again and again.
你飘动的长发，你的步态，你的服装 ... The way your hair moved, your walk, your dress...
到处都是你的影子。 " ...everywhere I looked."
太棒了,不是吗? It's nice, isn't it?
它有一个.... It has a....
-我感到 --完成它。 - I feel-- - Finish it.
我会。 它没有了。 I did. It just runs out.
你得把它结束。 You have to turn it over.
“C.D.写这个。 "C.D. wrote this.
给我打电话。迪克西。” Call me. Dixie."
她—— ——我也经历了各种其他信件。 - She-- - I went through all of the other letters.
他们都在相同的手。 They're all in the same hand.
那个夜晚在阳台下的是你的声音。 It was your voice that night under the balcony.
克里斯没写那些信。 都是你做的。 Chris didn't write those letters. You did.
是的 是 Yeah, yeah.
在这段时间里, 就在我的前面…… All this time, right there in front of me...
……我甚至不能见你。 ...and I couldn't even see you.
你这狗娘养的,你是怎么做到的? 你怎么能骗我? You bastard, how could you do that? How could you trick me like that?
——我只是想让你感觉很好。 你玩弄我的感情。 - I was trying to make you feel good. - You're playing with my emotions.
我没有。你有可能找到感情了。 I wasn't. You could've figured it out.
所以现在我——错了吗? ——这是我的。 - So now it's my fault? - As much as it's mine.
签名和信上的笔迹不一样。 Signatures don't match the handwriting on the letters.
当你收到情书时，你不会比较签名。 When you're getting love letters, you don't compare signatures.
你想要知道为什么吗？ 你想要相信它。 You wanna know why? You wanted to believe it.
你想要它全部，全部浪漫和情感 ... You wanted it all, all the romance and emotion...
……包括一个可爱的小鼻子，和一个可爱的小老二。 ...all wrapped up in a cute little nose and a cute little ass.
你甚至让我——躺在床上。 -是的。 - You even got me in bed. - Yeah.
什么?你第一次约会就和他上床睡觉。 What about that? You went to bed with him, first date.
你诱惑我。我从没上床睡觉 You seduced me. I would've never gone to bed--
你跟他上床睡觉，非常非常快。 You still went to bed with him awfully fast.
你一边算天花板的瓦片，一边说一些漫无边际的话， A few frilly words and you're counting ceiling tiles.
我甚至不认为我去和他在一起。 I don't even consider that I went to bed with him.
那是因为有人在那里, 该死的,肯定不是我。 Somebody was up there, and it's for goddamn sure it wasn't me.
嗯,如果它不是你,是谁? 克里斯不可能诱使我。 Well, if it wasn't you, who was it? Chris couldn't have seduced me.
那是十分肯定的指我到过美国南部各州。 That's the very point I was making to Dixie.
你告诉美国南部各州？ You told Dixie?
-我刚刚提及 --你这私生子。 - I just mentioned-- - You bastard.
嘿。 Hey.
-你狗娘养。 -稍等一下。 - You son of a bitch. - Wait a minute.
你这狗娘养的。你怎么能说谎? You bastard. How could you have lied?
——你会怎么样? ——我又没有说谎。 - How could you? - I wasn't lying.
我试图告诉你我如何感到关于你。 I was trying to tell you how I felt about you.
如果你感到那种方式，你有一种告诉某人的糟糕的方式。 If you felt that way, you have a lousy way of telling someone.
请出来。 Just get out.
-继续，出来。 -等待，我出去，你进入。 - Go on, get out. - Wait, I am out, you get in.
-不，出来。 -进入。 - No, get out. - Get in.
进入，继续。 下这条门廊。 Get in, go on. Get off this porch.
-继续，下门廊。 -好。 - Go on, get off the porch. - Fine.
快点。 Go on.
并且不试着向我投我的帽子。 And don't try throwing my hat at me.
想要知道其余信说什么吗？ Wanna know what the rest of the letter said?
它说，"PS，我只是开玩笑"。 It said, "PS, I was only kidding."
十秒钟,我要走了。 Ten more seconds and I'm leaving.
你说的是什么? What did you say?
我说10秒后我要走了 I said 10 more seconds and I'm leaving.
稍等一下，你将认为我说什么？ Wait a minute, what'd you think I said?
我认为你说的，商量由套管赚更多的钱。 I thought you said earn more sessions by sleeving.
哦,什么意思? Well, what the hell does that mean?
我不知道。这就是为什么我出来的时候。 I don't know. That's why I came out.
10、9…… Ten, nine...
8、7... ...eight, seven...
...6... ...si....
-现在，吉琳怎么样？ -吉琳。 - Now, what about Gillian? - Gillian.
我告诉她,我....泡热水澡 I told her about hot tubbing, I was....
嘿,酋长! 克里斯把他所有的东西拿走了。 Hey, chief, Chris came and took all his stuff.
好像哪里失火了。 There's a fire somewhere.
-失火？ -失火？ - Fire? - Fire?
-进入状态。 ——好吧,我们走吧。 - Get into gear. - All right, let's go.
跟我来，小伙子们，走吧。 Come on, you guys, let's go.
这是它吗？ This is it?
哦 不 Oh, no.
-那是我放老牛的房子。 -你放老牛在那里面？ - That's where I put Bossy. - You put Bossy in there?
我们得到一个燃烧器，男孩。 We got a burner, boys.
等待。 Wait.
我想要的从泵到火是两条半英寸的管线。 What I want is two two-and-a-half-inch lines from the pump to the fire.
从这个消防龙头到泵的3 条半英寸管线。 快。 Three one-and-a-half-inch lines from the hydrant to the pump. Go.
如果它到达车站，整个镇能去。 If it gets to the station, the whole town could go.
移动。 Move.
撞击它。 Hit it.
我在两次暴露上想要水窗帘 I want a water curtain on both exposures.
走吧。 Let's go.
-老兄，跟我来。 -以这种方法的点。 - Come on, men. - Point this way.
走 Go.
-好。 -是的。 - All right. - Yeah.
1、2、3 One, two, three.
是的，要走的方式。 Yeah, way to go.
-好。 -是的。 All right, yeah.
-我们正做它，C.D。 - 是的。 - We're doing it, C.D. - Yeah.
-轻松点，轻松点。 -好，这里我们去，我们去了。 - Take it easy, take it easy. - All right, here we go, here we go.
来，老牛。 男孩，让我们去。 Coming, Bossy. Let's go, boys.
嘿，老牛。 Hey, Bossy.
你们全都是真正的该死的消防员了。 You're all real goddamn firefighters now.
是 Yeah.
所有我们真正的该死的消防队员。 To all us real goddamn firefighters.
嘿,感谢我们,没有人被烧毁了。 Hey, thanks to us, no one got fried.
-是的。 ——我是正确的吗? - Yeah. - Am I right?
我们通过一个鼻子扑灭了火灾。 We beat this fire by a nose.
说得好。 Well said.
是的 Yes.
我想要见你。 I wanna see you.
现在敬酒。 敬酒。 Now a toast. A toast.
-是的。 -是的。 - Yes. - Yeah.
我想说我宁愿是 ... I would like to say that I would rather be...
但愿全镇的人 -- ...with the people of this town--
都听到。 Hear.
--比由于好人在世界上。 --than with the finest people in the world.
-是的。 -噢，那是正确的。 - Yeah. - Oh, that's right.
朋友用来干什么？ What are friends for?
再见。 So long.
我只要闭上眼睛，就会看见你。 I would close my eyes and see you again and again.
你的眼睛，你的脸 ... Your eyes, your face...
你走路的样子。 ...the way you walk.
你的风格，你的才智 ... Your style, your wit...
以及你的鼻子，查理。 ...and your nose, Charlie.
它不完全用来出气，是吗？ It doesn't quite work, does it?
我迷上它，并且我认为它是吸引我的克里斯。 I went inside, and I thought what it was about Chris that attracted me.
不是它的外表。 It wasn't the way he looked.
嗯，那不真实。 最初，是是的外表吸引我。 Well, that's not true. At first, it was the way he looked.
这是它那样让我感到... It was how he made me feel.
让我感到浪漫 ... He made me feel romantic...
聪明温柔的女人。 ...intelligent, feminine.
但并不是都那样待我。 But it wasn't him doing that to me.
只有你。 It was you.
所有的这些其他的男人,查理, 他们有扁平,平凡的物体的面孔。 All these other men, Charlie, they've got flat, featureless faces.
没有特点，没有火，没有鼻子。 No character, no fire, no nose.
查理，你有一个大的鼻子。 Charlie, you have a big nose.
你有一个美丽的，很大的，有肉有骨头的鼻子。 You have a beautiful, great, big flesh-and-bone nose.
我爱你的鼻子 I love your nose.
我爱你的鼻子 查理 I love your nose, Charlie.
我爱你 查理 I love you, Charlie.
好吗? Well?
你开玩笑吗？ Are you kidding?
它是锁着的。它是锁着的。 It's locked. It's locked.
哦,谢天谢地,我有房间钥匙。 Oh, thank God I have the key.
顺便说一句,我的彗星。 By the way, I named the comet.
哦,是的,哦,对了。克洛斯基彗星。 Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, good old Comet Kowalski.
不,彗星查理。 No, Comet Charlie.
哦,嘿,真是太好了。 Oh, hey, that's nice.
是的,这是我爸爸的名字。 Yeah, it's my dad's name.
哦,他一定会非常高兴。 Well, he'll be so happy.